Mood:  caffeinated

The place where no man wants to be with a buetiful women but is sure to end up, were no means no, yes means no, and maybe means possibly if i get drunk.  You are now entering the friend zone dodododododododo.  

Every guy knows what the friend zone is and we all dread the moment that sign pops up in a rearview mirror.  I just can't figure out how that particuarly large sign is invisible from the side it is intended to be seen.  I just really don't understand why you can't see the lover zone sign is invisible from either sign, hell i walked straight into it in the case of my wife and then the damn thing was written in brail and i had to have a blind guy read it for me.  The one time I wandered into the friend zone and found a way out (don't ask me how i couldn't do it again) but that means their is a way out of that monotinous maize, keep trying you might find a way out soon.  But here is the worst thing about the friend zone, no matter how often you try to do the right thing or say the most beautiful thing they have heard but then again when you enter that friend zone you are no longer sexually attractive to them.  Well have fun wandering around in your exile from your the bed be patient their are plenty of roads to go down to the respective friend zones and plenty of chances for detoures into more...pleasurable areas along the way.

P.S. I don't really want to know your opinions on this one plz don't email them to me (not that anyone is reading but just in case).

-Demonaic-

Mood:  a-ok

 Welcome to my random little peice of hell.  This is where you guys are subjected to any of my random misspellings of words typo's and other innanitys that are in this little wonderful site full of my short stories, web comics or just random bullshit sessions.  If you like it you can even Email me at Demonaic@gmail.com (please don't complain about the spelling or typo's cause i just really don't care.)

Well this is my first post and i'd just really like to comment on some of the stupid news in the world that just doesn't quite make it out of the local papers...I know their are about a thousand blogs just like it but it's late and i'm watching the fifth season of family guy on dvd and i just really don't give a rats ass if everyone else is doing it.  Anyways well here it goes.

This little story comes all the way from Alexston Texas and inolves death and sherry.  I know what your thinking oh another guy/gal got drunk and did something stupid well your right but this brings stupid up to a whole new level.  Apparently this particular idiot had an accomplis his wife.  This particular alcohol involved death occured due to alcohol poisioning via a sherry ennema....yea how fricken intelligent do you have to be to not want your sauce shot up your butt.  Well this happens to be one of the stupidiest deaths i've ever heard of and I happen to read the darwen awards every once in a while.  If you want to know the whole story you can find it on http://news.yahoo.com under the title "Charges dropped in sherry enema death"  Thats all for tonight hopefully I'll have something a little more entertaining for tomorrow. 

-Demonaic-