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<td><div align="center"><span class="style3">I DO WEBZ-DESIGNZ, I'M ALSO A H@X0R YOU CAN ADD ME ON MY ICQ: ZeroC00l, (I HAVE 0DAY WAREZ TO TRADE ON MY FTP SERVER 1:1 RATIO!!).<span class="style4"> I LOVE GEOCITIES</span> <span class="style5">THIS IS MY TRIBUTE</span> <span class="style6">BECAUSE I'M SAD TO SEE IT GO!! </span></span></div></td>
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<td><p class="style1">Check out this doodz online diary: </p>
<p align="center" class="style1"><a href="http://www.americanfolk.com/stories/bryon/" target="_blank"><img src="Images/bryon.jpg" alt="Life of Bryon" width="180" height="266" border="0" /></a></p></td>
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<td><span class="style1">LOL, Dysfunctional family circus: </span></td>
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<p align="center"><span class="style1">MORE DYSFUNCTIONAL FAMILY CIRCUS: </span></p>
<p align="center">D<span class="style1"><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dysfunctional_Family_Circus" target="_blank">Dysfunctional Family Circus</a> </span></p>
<p align="center"><span class="style1"><a href="http://dfc.furr.org/" target="_blank">The Free-Floating Dysfunctional Family Circus Archive </a></span></p>
<p align="center"><span class="style1"><a href="http://www.zompist.com/dfcguide.shtml" target="_blank">Horselover Fat's Inside Guide to the DFC </a></span></p></td>
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<p>RIP HANK THE ANGRY DWARF</p>
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<p><a href="http://www.wired.com/culture/lifestyle/news/2001/09/46566" target="_blank"><img src="Images/art_th_13.jpg" width="150" height="232" border="0" /></a></p>
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<td><span class="style8">LOL, MR T ATE MY BALLS: </span></td>
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<td><span class="style1">HOMER ATE MY BALLS </span></td>
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<td class="style1"><p>MORE ATE BALLS STUFF</p>
<p align="center"><a href="http://dir.yahoo.com/entertainment/humor/tasteless/ate_my_balls/" target="_blank" class="style3">Yahoo Directory </a></p>
<p align="center"><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ate_my_balls" target="_blank" class="style3">Wikipedia </a></p></td>
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<p>THE REALLY BIG BUTTON THAT DOESN'T DO ANYTHING</p>
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<p>CHECK OUT THIS INTERNET MYSTERY SPOT: </p>
<p><a href="http://www.pixelscapes.com/spatulacity/button.htm" target="_blank">THE BUTTON</a> </p>
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<td class="style1"><p>The Oracle of Bacon: </p>
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<td class="style1"><p>d00dz Bert is Evil!! </p>
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<p>More Bert Is Evil: </p>
<p align="center"><a href="http://www.bertisevil.tv/evidence.htm" target="_blank" class="style3">Bert Is Evil!!! </a></p></td>
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<td class="style1"><p>I LOVE HAMPSTERS: </p>
<p><img src="Images/anin.gif" width="144" height="48" /><img src="Images/hamu.gif" width="60" height="70" /><img src="Images/hamu.gif" width="60" height="70" /><img src="Images/hamu.gif" width="60" height="70" /><img src="Images/hamu.gif" width="60" height="70" /></p>
<p><img src="Images/hamwalk.gif" width="53" height="74" /><img src="Images/hamwalk.gif" width="53" height="74" /><img src="Images/hamwalk.gif" width="53" height="74" /><img src="Images/hamwalk.gif" width="53" height="74" /><img src="Images/hamwalk.gif" width="53" height="74" /><img src="Images/hamwalk.gif" width="53" height="74" /><img src="Images/hamwalk.gif" width="53" height="74" /></p>
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<p><a href="http://web.archive.org/web/19991123001948/http://www.geocities.com/Heartland/Bluffs/4157/hampdance.html" target="_blank" class="style3">CHECK OUT THE ORGINAL GEOCITIES HAMPSTER DANCE</a></p>
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<td class="style1"><p>CHECK OUT MY HOMEBOY MAHIR'S WEBSITE "I KISS YOU!" </p>
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<p align="center"><a href="http://www.istanbul.tc/mahir/mahir/" target="_blank" class="style3">I KISS YOU!!!!</a>! </p></td>
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<td><span class="style1">FROG IN A BLENDER: </span><BR />
<a href="http://www.clipal.com/video/frog_in_blender" target="_blank"><img src="Images/CliPal - Frog in a Blender - Flash Video_1240766436780.png" width="499" height="406" border="0" /></a></td>
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<td class="style1"><p>MULLETS!!! </p>
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<p align="center" class="style3"><a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20000408162412/http://mulletsgalore.com/" target="_blank">See the Archived Orginal Mullets Galore! </a></p></td>
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<td class="style1"><p>CHECK OUT BANSAI KITTENS! YOU CAN MAKE YOUR PETS ANY SHAPE: </p>
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<p align="center"><a href="http://www.shorty.com/bonsaikitten/bnw.html" target="_blank" class="style3">BONSAI KITTEN </a></p></td>
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<td class="style3"><p>Check out The Stinkymeat Project: </p>
<p><a href="http://www.stinkymeat.net/" target="_blank"><img src="Images/stinky.jpg" width="240" height="180" border="0" /></a></p></td>
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<td class="style1"><p>LOL DOOD IN A PETER PAN OUTFIT, WTF!?! </p>
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<p align="center"><a href="http://www.pixyland.org/peterpan/petersFashionPage.html" target="_blank" class="style3">CHECK OUT PIXYLAND FOR MORE WTF </a></p></td>
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<td class="style3"><p>Facts.</p>
<p>1. Ninjas are mammals.</p>
<p>2. Ninjas fight ALL the time.</p>
<p>3. The purpose of the Ninja is to flip out and kill people.</p>
<p align="center">REAL ULTIMATE POWER</p>
<p align="center"><a href="http://www.realultimatepower.net/" target="_blank"><img src="Images/ninjaparty.jpg" width="441" height="289" border="0" /></a> </p></td>
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<p class="style1">Many of these sites would not have been possible without the platform to support them or promote them. Geocities in a way was a social network, divided into "cities”, and "blocks", where you could connect with your neighbors and trade information. When the World Wide Web was still considered to be the "World Wide Waste" by many, Geocities allowed amateurs to produce some interesting and funny content. People could quickly post information on their personal pages and link to it from their instant message programs (an instant message program is sort of like Twitter). In a way, Geocities allowed people to set up a rudimentary blogs, only far far less useable and much more painful on the eyes.</p>
<p class="style1">I remember when I first received an Internet connection in 1994. I was 16 at the time. I remember reading the AT&T Internet guide that came with the software for the Internet connection. It talked about how the Internet was divided into several protocols and most of the Internet lived in a series of "threads". It went on to talk about conversation threading etc. This was a confusing concept for me at the time. This was pre-message board and most of the Internet conversations were happening on Usenet. Usenet was confusing for a 16 year old without any technology training. There was also all this challenging terminology on the Internet which most new users seldom hear or have to worry about anymore. things like pinging, fingering, dynamic vs. static IPs, Gopher, FTP, TCP/IP, DNS, Telnet, Packets, Usenet, NNTP, WWW, Ports, etc.</p>
<p class="style1">However, I found Yahoo, a small(ish) directory at the time, (small enough to still browse by categories) and it opened up the web for me. This quickly went from my parents intended use of "The Information Super Highway" for schoolwork and research to where I could find boobs, funny stuff and Doom cheat codes. However, Geocities was something I understood. It was easy. I could link to others I liked and they could link back. Who remembers "web rings"? I met many interesting geeks, and lost my innocence to some of the horrible things the Internet has to offer.</p>
<p class="style1">My Geocities website became my collection of the funny stuff I found on the Internet. I remember my first site was complete with a fixed tropical background, exploding gifs, doom characters and everything written in bright red caps. It was seriously awesome.</p>
<p class="style1">Later in my college years, with some design experience, I became embarrassed of my pages. I shunned Geocities and my earlier pages. In fact, when I started my professional career, I was scared that someone might even find archived versions of my teen year web pages. Apparently Archive.org never got a hold of my pages, which is probably a good thing. However, in retrospect I hold fond memories of my first webpage and if it wasn't for a site like Geocities, my web experience and my career could have been much different.</p>
<p class="style1">I think I can say for many us, Geocities, you inspired millions of teens to create horrible pages, but you also opened the world to many of us.</p>
<p class="style1">Thank you Geocities. You will be missed. </p>
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