The Shavened Poodles

I bet you are wondering who the Shavened Poodles are. Our entire base has but one purpose. We have Tesla Kuhn, and we took him to a barren desert those years ago where we asked him nicely to build full page ads and community web pages on the internet for local small businesses. Currently he has escaped maybe and is teaching people to build in virtual environments allegedly. Let us know if you find him. We are worried about him.

If you would be interested in using his talent, please notify us by signing the guest book with your interests. He will be glad to serve you. Please contact him through us, as sometimes he make elaborate stories. Tesla Kuhn is free to go whenever and wherever he likes. If you do not believe us please ask him questions in guest book and we will answer them.

You see? He is still alive as of this post. Do NOT try and contact him through any social media as we monitor all that badness.