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<h1>This should be big</h1><h3>Alright, let's try this HTML stuff out (with a little CSS)</h3>
<p>Before we begin, here is a <a href="#nyu link" title="Trust me, click away!">link</a> to a website mentioned later. Also here is the <a href="#swearing"> cool part</a>. And what the hell, another <a href="#family tree" title="Oh yeah, pop-up box!">link to a part that took me some time to do</a>.</p>
<p>Now here is a little story. Once upon a time, there was a young boy named <strong style="background-color:#ff0000;">Red</strong> who lived in the forest. The forest was a wonderful place, filled with wondrous plants and animals, magic and not. Some of the trees grew as high as giants, while some of the smallest pixies were no bigger than a speck of pollen.</p>
<p>But <normal style="background-color:#ff0000;">Red</normal> didn't care. All he did was stay inside and write HTML. <normal style="background-color:#ff0000;">Red</normal> had a <small>little sister</small> named <strong style="background-color:#00ff00;"> Green</strong> that would always annoy him. Even though <normal style="background-color:#ff0000;">Red</normal> would barley ever leave his room (his loving <em>mother</em> would bring him food and whatever else he needed), whenever he did, like to go to the bathroom or something, <normal style="background-color:#00ff00;"> Green</normal> would always find a way to sneak in and screw his wonderful code up. Such as</p> <hr /> <p> slashing a line right through his glorious work.</p>
<p>"<strong style="background-color:#000000;" id="swearing">OH FUCK SHIT GODDAMN IT!!!"</strong>" <normal style="background-color:#ff0000;">Red</normal> would say. (censored for young eyes)</p>
<p>"<strong style="color:#0000ff;">You watch your tounge young man!</strong>" would say his <em>mother</em>.</p>
<p><normal style="background-color:#ff0000;">Red</normal> would then toil for hours trying to figure out what <normal style="background-color:#00ff00;"> Green</normal> did.</p>
<p>And after fixing the <hr /> he would go to <strong id="nyu link"><a href="http://www.nyu.edu/" title="AWESOMENESS!!!">this awesome website</a></strong> to vent some steam.</p>
<p>Okay, now time for some random photos from my desktop:<br /><a ref="http://www.pepsithrowbackhub.com/"><img src="/Users/Benj/Desktop/IMG_0381.JPG" width="120px" height="160px" title="Empty Calories" /></a></p>
<p><a ref="http://www.dublindrpepper.com/"><img src="/Users/Benj/Desktop/IMG_0382.JPG" width="120px" height="160px" title="More Empty Calories"/></a></p>
<p>Diet Version:<br /><a ref="http://www.weightwatchers.com/"><img src="/Users/Benj/Desktop/IMG_0382.JPG" width="50px" height="160px" title="Yes, it's pathetic, I know"/></a></p>
<p>Yes, I prefer my sodas made with sugar rather than high-fructose corn syrup. When drinking junk food, I might as well have it taste as best as possible.</p>
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<p>Now for a multiplication table:</p>
<table border="10">
<tr align="center">
<td>0</td>
<td>1</td>
<td>2</td>
<td>3</td>
<td>4</td>
<td>5</td>
<td>6</td>
<td>7</td>
<td>8</td>
<td>9</td>
<td>10</td>
<td>11</td>
<td>12</td>
</tr>
<tr align="center">
<td>1</td>
<td>1</td>
<td>2</td>
<td>3</td>
<td>4</td>
<td>5</td>
<td>6</td>
<td>7</td>
<td>8</td>
<td>9</td>
<td>10</td>
<td>11</td>
<td>12</td>
</tr>
<tr align="center">
<td>2</td>
<td>2</td>
<td>4</td>
<td>6</td>
<td>8</td>
<td>10</td>
<td>12</td>
<td>14</td>
<td>16</td>
<td>18</td>
<td>20</td>
<td>22</td>
<td>24</td>
</tr>
<tr align="center">
<td>3</td>
<td>3</td>
<td>6</td>
<td>9</td>
<td>12</td>
<td>15</td>
<td>18</td>
<td>21</td>
<td>24</td>
<td>27</td>
<td>30</td>
<td>33</td>
<td>36</td>
</tr>
<tr align="center">
<td>4</td>
<td>4</td>
<td>8</td>
<td>12</td>
<td>16</td>
<td>20</td>
<td>24</td>
<td>28</td>
<td>32</td>
<td>36</td>
<td>40</td>
<td>44</td>
<td>48</td>
</tr>
<tr align="center">
<td>5</td>
<td>5</td>
<td>10</td>
<td>15</td>
<td>20</td>
<td>25</td>
<td>30</td>
<td>35</td>
<td>40</td>
<td>45</td>
<td>50</td>
<td>55</td>
<td>60</td>
</tr>
<tr align="center">
<td>6</td>
<td>6</td>
<td>12</td>
<td>18</td>
<td>24</td>
<td>30</td>
<td>36</td>
<td>42</td>
<td>48</td>
<td>54</td>
<td>60</td>
<td>66</td>
<td>72</td>
</tr>
<tr align="center">
<td>7</td>
<td>7</td>
<td>14</td>
<td>21</td>
<td>28</td>
<td>35</td>
<td>42</td>
<td>49</td>
<td>56</td>
<td>63</td>
<td>70</td>
<td>77</td>
<td>84</td>
</tr>
<tr align="center">
<td>8</td>
<td>8</td>
<td>16</td>
<td>24</td>
<td>32</td>
<td>40</td>
<td>48</td>
<td>56</td>
<td>64</td>
<td>72</td>
<td>80</td>
<td>88</td>
<td>96</td>
</tr>
<tr align="center">
<td>9</td>
<td>9</td>
<td>18</td>
<td>27</td>
<td>36</td>
<td>45</td>
<td>54</td>
<td>63</td>
<td>72</td>
<td>81</td>
<td>90</td>
<td>99</td>
<td>108</td>
</tr>
<tr align="center">
<td>10</td>
<td>10</td>
<td>20</td>
<td>30</td>
<td>40</td>
<td>50</td>
<td>60</td>
<td>70</td>
<td>80</td>
<td>90</td>
<td>100</td>
<td>110</td>
<td>120</td>
</tr>
<tr align="center">
<td>11</td>
<td>11</td>
<td>22</td>
<td>33</td>
<td>44</td>
<td>55</td>
<td>66</td>
<td>77</td>
<td>88</td>
<td>99</td>
<td>110</td>
<td>121</td>
<td>132</td>
</tr>
<tr align="center">
<td>12</td>
<td>12</td>
<td>24</td>
<td>36</td>
<td>48</td>
<td>60</td>
<td>72</td>
<td>84</td>
<td>96</td>
<td>108</td>
<td>120</td>
<td>132</td>
<td>144</td>
</tr>
</table>
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<p id="family tree">Also, my family tree:</p>
<table border="1">
<tr>
<td>Great Grandfather</td>
<td rowspan="2">Grandfather</td>
<td rowspan="4">Father</td>
<td rowspan="3">Me</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td>Great Grandmother</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td>Great Grandfather</td>
<td rowspan="2">Grandmother</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td>Great Grandmother</td>
<td rowspan="3">Brother</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td>Great Grandfather</td>
<td rowspan="2">Grandfather</td>
<td rowspan="4">Mother</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td>Great Grandmother</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td>Great Grandfather</td>
<td rowspan="2">Grandmother</td>
<td rowspan="2">Brother 2</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td>Great Grandmother</td>
</tr>
</table>
<p><img src="/Users/Benj/Desktop/pokemon.jpg" width="240px" height="240px" style="position:absolute;top:2000px;right:0px;" /></p>
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