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The name is Marcus, and this shit is still under construction.


About me:
1.) I'm 6'3 230lbs. Dirty blonde. From a little town in Oregon.

I play the clarinet, pc games, and my dick. Damn good at it too. I smoke cigarettes, and enjoy a fine wine cooler beverage because I'm not much of a beer drinker. It tickles my belly and makes me burp a lot, also I have irregular bowel movements. That's not a bad thing either, it means I'm a clean shitter, a quick draw on the toilet.. Half the time I don't even need to wipe. Just figured I would mention it.


2.) I'm not a fighter, but I'm quick to choke a mother fucker because although I'm used, I'm not abused. You ain't gonna push my shit in, I do the shit pushing. I've got 2 DUI's, 1 bad ass scar, and I've killed people..
On UO. Another thing I do is I play with legos, just to keep my creativity sharp. I also heavily play Call of Duty, because it keeps my reflexes and tactics legendary. I'm just gonna cut to the chase and say I'm not a killer, but don't push me you faggot.

(Fun Fact) I've got a mustache which prevents me from having to show my ID when buying packs of smokes. It's a time saver and I'm all about saving time, and a buck.
Also mustache rides, not free of course hints the purpose of this webpage.


About this site:
I'll pretty much do anything for tips.

I mainly just spread my asshole on webcam, but I'm willing to do much more for a proper tip.

That's right, I'll spread my ass, dick and balls, hell I'll even make my butt hole blow a kiss at you bb.
Want me to stick a finger in it? No problem. Want me to lick my finger after? Fuck it, already did.
I'll insert odd objects into my ass and then push them back out for your sexual enjoyment.

The only things I won't do is gay shit, cause I'M NOT GAY.. Just a man down on his luck trying to make a buck. So no meet up sucky fuckies in the back of your brown rape van. But.. Who fucking knows, get enough liquor in me and my asshole all greased up and I just may.


Stay tuned for more..


P.S.
Fuck it, I'm gay.

 

Have a dumb ass question? Send me a message faggot.

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