I flip flap a slap jack.

Kick back ma knapsack.

Peruse over NASDAQ,

and get back to school Jack.

I can't slack, its not cool

in ma school.  Be a fool,

ignore rules. Pay your dues

you won't lose or confuse

what you've learned and you've earned

and your pay rightly politely

indulge the man spitefully

he's entisingingly rightful

and increasingly frightful

and you must play the bull

and the games of harassment

a chance for advancement

it's a sad but a good plan

unless you're the pizza man