My Rules
Elo. Do come in, take a seat, deposit that jacket, we do have hangers, but that thing stinks so you can forget about putting it anywhere near civilisation.
If you didnt mean to be here, feel free to leave. The exit is located in the 'back' button of this screen, although there will be a slight fee for 'false hopes' as you leave. If you need the toilet, tough crap. You should have gone before you came here, and if you didnt mean to be here, I've already told you what to do. Bug off. Stop wasting my time and everyone else's fun. Right, that's the riff-raff sorted. From now on in, I guarantee you 110% pure idiots in this audience. Including you. Well you're sill here right? Well then. Don't argue when you know you're probably right. Leave me a little dignity ok? No wait. Don't bother. I dont actually think there's been a lot there for sometime now. Still here? Ok, well elo. Hi. Welcome to hell. Sorry Welcome to... well you can see where you are cant you? Take a look around. I mean it. If you don't I'll send my friend over to poke you with a large stick. Don't worry, it wont be sharp, I dont condone extreme violence on this site. Get on with it. I cant stand here looking ugly ALL day. Especially not for you. Hope you like it. If you don't well, I hope you burn in hell, you evil hat....In you go:
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