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RD Tiburon forum
Kspec performance parts
Fun retro games

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This shows the mathematical proof of why Women = Problems

Check out the 5 Stages of drinking.

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Favorite Quotes

Yes, there are guys out there who treat women poorly and still get laid all the time. You wonder, Would I have better luck if I behaved the way they do? You wouldn't. And here's why: Those guys are either really gorgeous or otherwise oozing some mysterious sex appeal that can be neither identified nor emulated. Sorry. Some day those men will be old and will not, like you, have cultivated all these amazing woman-pleasing skills. Their beautiful young wives will cheat on them with the next generation of sex-seeping slimeballs. Take comfort in this.
-Sarah Miller - Men's Health article

It's because it's what you love, Ricky. It is who you were born to be. And here you sit. Thinking. Well, Ricky Bobby is not a thinker. Ricky Bobby is a driver. He is a doer, and that's what you need to do. You don't need to think. You need to drive. You need speed. You need to go out there, and you need to rev your engine. You need to fire it up. You need to grab ahold of that line between speed and chaos, and you need to wrestle it to the ground like a demon cobra. And then, when the fear rises up in your belly, you use it. And you know that fear is powerful, because it has been there for billions of years. And it is good. And you use it. And you ride it; you ride it like a skeleton horse through the gates of hell, and then you win, Ricky. You WIN! And you don't win for anybody else. You win for you, you know why? Because a man takes what he wants. He takes it all. And you're a man, aren't you? Aren't you?
-Susan - Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby

They say if you love someone you should let them go. Then how do you fight for something you love?
-Anonymous/I don't know

Life is all about ass: Your either covering it, laughing it off, kicking it, kissing it, busting it, trying to get a piece of it, or behaving like one!
-Anonymous/I don't know

Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away.
-Anonymous/I don't know

One thing girls should never do is pee with the door open, because sometimes I eat at that restuarant and I don't want to know what else comes out of there.
-Anonymous/I don't know

Don't take life to seriously, you'll never get out alive.
-Van Wilder

Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute and it feels like an hour; Spend an hour with beautiful girl and it feels like a minute, that's relativity.
-Albert Einstein

If life is a waste of time, and time is a waste of life, then let’s all get wasted together and have the time of our lives!
-Anonymous / I don't know

Virginity like bubble; One prick - all gone!
-Confucius

I once killed a six pack just to watch it die!!
-Anonymous

That which doesn't kill you only makes you stronger.
-Anonymous / I don't know

How to adjust your headlights:
You take gay hamsters and you stick them on phillips screws via their little arses. When you move the button in the cabin it then bitch slaps them left/right/up/down and they then spin on the phillips screws to adjust your headlights.
-Anonymous / I don't know

Some people dream of success...While others wake up and work hard for it.
-Anonymous / I don't know

It will all work out in the end, and if it hasn't worked out then it's not the end.
-Anonymous / I don't know

Freedom isn't Free
-Anonymous / I don't know

I do not know with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones.
-Albert Einstein

Live as if you were to die tomorrow; Learn as if you were to live forever.
-Mahatma Gandhi

When you blame others for your troubles you give them control over your life.
-Anonymous / I don't know

Whoever said it's not whether you win or lose that counts, probably lost.
-Anonymous / I don't know

If guns kill people then technically you could blame misspelled words on your pencil
-Larry the Cable Guy

Always and never are two words you should always remember never to use.
-Anonymous / I don't know

Think of someone of "average" intelligence. Then think, half the world is dumber than that!
-Anonymous / I don't know

If ignorance is bliss, why aren't more people happy?
-Anonymous / I don't know

Everything that can be counted does not necessarily count and everything that counts cannot necessarily be counted.
-Albert Einstein

Education is what remains after one has forgotten what one has learned in school.
-Albert Einstein

Engineers...finding ways to do it better!
-Anonymous / I don't know

The best and most beautiful things in the world cannot be seen or even touched...they must be felt with the heart.
-Hellen Keller

Some mutha fuckas is always tryin to ice skate up hill!
-Blade

Nothing is impossible. The word itself says I'm possible.
-Anonymous / I don't know

Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving the kiss the attention it deserves.
-Albert Einstein

Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a well preserved box...but rather to slide in broadside, thoroughly used up and loudly proclaim "WOW what a ride!"
-Anonymous / I don't know

We come to love not by finding a perfect person, but by learning to see an imperfect person perfectly.
-Anonymous / I don't know

You only live once. But if you live it right, once is enough!
-Anonymous / I don't know

Ancient Chinese Proverb
Panties not best thing on earth, but next to best thing on earth.
-Anonymous / I don't know

Racing is like sex...All guys think they're good at it.
-Jay Leno

Why does Sea World have a seafood restaurant? I'm halfway through my fish sandwich and I realize, Oh My God...I could be eating a slow learner!
-Anonymous / I don't know

Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question, "Yes" is the answer.
-Anonymous / I don't know

Having a smoking section in eating areas is like having a peeing section in a pool...
-Anonymous / I don't know

Don't waste time on someone who isn't willing to waste time on you.
-Anonymous / I don't know

The great question, which I have not been able to answer is, "What does a woman want?"
-Sigmund Freud

Of all the confusing things in this world, women top the chart.
-Anonymous / I don't know

A woman's mind is cleaner then a man's because she changes it more often.
-Anonymous / I don't know

Learn from yesterday, live for today, hope for tomorrow.
-Anonymous / I don't know

Turbo lag was created to give V-8's a chance!
-Anonymous / I don't know

Tired of believing everyone wants to care and cherish someone; I'm so scared of never having anyone
-Yellowcard

Ancient Chinese Proverb
Baseball is wrong: Man with four balls cannot walk.
-Anonymous / I don't know

Love is the only way yo grasp another human being in the innermost core of their psersonality. No one can become fully aware of the very essence of another human being unless they love them. By their love they are enabled to see the essential traits and features in the beloved person; and even more, they see that which is potential in themselves, which is not yet actualized but yet ought to be actualized. Furthermore, by their love, the loving person enables the beloved person to actualize these potentialities. By making them aware of what they can be and of what they should become, they make these potetentialities come true
-Anonymous / I don't know

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