svizzera21 (9:35:27 PM): here's a concept: everyone has an entourage. not a normal one though.
like, values. each value is a member of this entourage. the world is much fuller of people than
we think. lets say, Honesty, Trust, Happiness, Depression, Joy, Fucked Up, Cracked Out, etc.
are these invisible people that follow their designated person around. for instance, charles
manson's Fucked Up happened to be more verbal than Good and Sane was
svizzera21 (9:35:36 PM): and Sane's cousin, Insane always got into fights and eventually Insane
killed Sane and so that was one less person in manson's entourage.
chopin2815 (9:35:51 PM): haha
svizzera21 (9:35:53 PM): so people in crazy homes basically are down to like, 3 or 4 "people" in
their entourage.
svizzera21 (9:36:10 PM): and they're all like Insane, Fucked Up, Cracked Out, and for older
people, Incontinent.
svizzera21 (9:36:26 PM): people in maximum security prisions on death row probably have a
really verbal Rage member of their entourage.
chopin2815 (9:36:53 PM): right
svizzera21 (9:37:19 PM): and did you know that in the 2002-2003 school year at bates, there
were 0.0195627157652 black people for every white person? i think that's funny.
chopin2815 (9:37:52 PM): wow, like literally with them, they had little pieces of black people??? lol
chopin2815 (9:37:55 PM): that is a small ratio
svizzera21 (9:39:09 PM): and get this: all the time, all the goddamn time, parents are telling their
kids to "share" this and "share" that. and all the while, those bastard spawns of satan
ungratefully little shit children refused to share some cereal with the poor rabbit even though, i
mean, he basically gave the kids jobs. without that rabbit, they wouldnt ever have had jobs in
the first place. the goddamn rabbit was the entire marketing scheme for the cereal! fucking...
capitalistic bastard children. greedy little peons.
svizzera21 (9:39:17 PM): menial, overpaid, brazen, audacious peons.
chopin2815 (9:39:31 PM): damn damn damn
svizzera21 (9:39:47 PM): a friend asked me, "that is true though.... what happened to sharing...?"
and i told him. i told him the truth.
svizzera21 (9:39:53 PM): it went out the goddamn roof
svizzera21 (9:40:00 PM): and to mars. with that new rover named "spirit"
svizzera21 (9:40:14 PM): equality and justice left with the challenger rocket, i told him.
svizzera21 (9:40:19 PM): and we all know what happened to the challenger.
svizzera21 (9:40:38 PM): so now basically, theres still a chance that sharing will come back
eventually. but equality and justice will never come back.
svizzera21 (9:40:42 PM): they blew the fuck up.
svizzera21 (9:40:49 PM): sure as hell is on earth, i say.
svizzera21 (9:41:35 PM): culture, taste and style were last seen in an indigenous tribe in
nicaragua. right after coming from europe, that is.
chopin2815 (9:41:46 PM): jackie, what are you TAlKING about
chopin2815 (9:41:47 PM): seriously
svizzera21 (9:41:48 PM): normal skipped town lonnnngg ago
chopin2815 (9:41:54 PM): i really dont understand whats goin on here
svizzera21 (9:41:59 PM): but i tell you, the entourage is real.
svizzera21 (9:42:52 PM): you know what? i think i've started something here. i'm never going to
be alone now! not that i ever really was before.. but man.. i've got my entourage now! but
shit... what if i accidently speak aloud to them instead of just conversing with them in my mind?!
svizzera21 (9:43:21 PM): Crazy is the most powerful member of my entourage. Her and
Creativity. They're identical twins and it's easy to get them confused.
chopin2815 (9:43:34 PM): what the fuck are you talking about
svizzera21 (9:43:43 PM): not sure.
chopin2815 (9:43:48 PM): ok, neither am i
svizzera21 (9:43:52 PM): hi
chopin2815 (9:43:53 PM): in fact i'm not even close to sure
chopin2815 (9:43:55 PM): hi
chopin2815 (9:43:57 PM): whats up
svizzera21 (9:44:05 PM): not sure about that either.
svizzera21 (9:44:07 PM): what about you
chopin2815 (9:45:01 PM): nothin
svizzera21 (9:45:29 PM): Hmm. Boring has put your entourage to sleep.
svizzera21 (9:45:34 PM): Some lecture.
chopin2815 (9:45:36 PM): no
chopin2815 (9:45:48 PM): rachmaninoff is part of my entourage and he told the rest of them to shut
the fuck up
svizzera21 (9:45:58 PM): NO you're MISUNDERSTANDING
svizzera21 (9:46:11 PM): Rachmaninoff cannot, cannot be a part of your entourage
chopin2815 (9:46:21 PM): yes he can
chopin2815 (9:46:26 PM): dammit this is my entourage, dont fuckl with them
svizzera21 (9:46:27 PM): GRRRRRR
chopin2815 (9:46:34 PM): rachmaninoff will squash you with his badass hands
chopin2815 (9:46:56 PM): he's got his own entourage, many of them former members of the russian
mafia
svizzera21 (9:47:00 PM): but i have supreme presidency and full creative ownership over
everyones entourage because without me, you wouldnt have known about them.
svizzera21 (9:47:17 PM): damn you. it is not possible for rachmaninoff to be in your entourage.
chopin2815 (9:47:53 PM): i see
svizzera21 (9:48:07 PM): you have to convey him in another way
svizzera21 (9:48:37 PM): perhaps he can be expressed through the member, Taste.
svizzera21 (9:48:43 PM): yes yes yes that's it
chopin2815 (9:48:47 PM): NO
chopin2815 (9:48:51 PM): its him i swear
svizzera21 (9:49:02 PM): you're fucking with me here. and you know what i think?
svizzera21 (9:49:07 PM): knock knock
chopin2815 (9:49:42 PM): ?
svizzera21 (9:49:55 PM): [ok.. see this is where you say "whos there?"]
chopin2815 (9:50:12 PM): who der
svizzera21 (9:52:31 PM): oh nevermind. i was going to put a quote from "catch me if you can"
but its not my style.
chopin2815 (9:52:42 PM): never saw it anywayt
svizzera21 (9:53:04 PM): tom hanks (carl hanratty) is this real serious workaholic. the guys he
works with get mad at him for always being so serious.
chopin2815 (9:53:21 PM): ok
svizzera21 (9:53:34 PM): hanratty: do you wanna hear me tell a joke?
other guy; yeah, i'd love to hear you tell a joke.
hanratty: knock knock
other guy: who's there?
hanratty: go fuck yourself.
chopin2815 (9:54:00 PM): lol
svizzera21 (9:54:11 PM): so. i couldnt type that to you.
chopin2815 (9:54:19 PM): good thing you didnt
chopin2815 (9:54:25 PM): i would have actually tried to do it
svizzera21 (9:54:57 PM): Disgusted has just called me, pointing out what he points out best.
chopin2815 (9:55:05 PM): hahahahaha
svizzera21 (9:55:39 PM): Yes. i think i'm going to follow suit with him here.
svizzera21 (9:57:21 PM): you know that guy with his own show on discovery or something who
does all that creating shit? whats his name.. that christopher show or something
chopin2815 (9:57:30 PM): lowell
svizzera21 (9:57:31 PM): he has a terrible receeding W hairline.
svizzera21 (9:57:31 PM): yeah
chopin2815 (9:57:34 PM): christopher lowell
chopin2815 (9:57:42 PM): hes the most flamboyant man ever
svizzera21 (9:57:52 PM): okay. well that's precisely what my Disgusted is like
chopin2815 (9:57:59 PM): lol
chopin2815 (9:58:07 PM): its nto carson kressley from queer eye?
chopin2815 (9:58:12 PM): thats who mine would be
svizzera21 (9:58:14 PM): We dont watch that.
chopin2815 (9:58:19 PM): haha ok
svizzera21 (9:58:59 PM): he wants to know, "what do you mean, would be?"
svizzera21 (9:59:11 PM): "that's who he is you mean"
chopin2815 (9:59:58 PM): i see
svizzera21 (10:00:52 PM): oh geez. they're all so touchy and freaking self-righteous. well. all
except for Self Esteem who usually hangs out with Depressed and Sorry and all of them. they
get on my goddamn nerves.
svizzera21 (10:00:58 PM): yeah well Tired is calling me.
svizzera21 (10:01:00 PM): better go.
svizzera21 (10:01:07 PM): Angry will start saying shit.
chopin2815 (10:01:09 PM): who's tired
svizzera21 (10:01:17 PM): Dopey from snow white.
chopin2815 (10:01:20 PM): i see
svizzera21 (10:01:25 PM): you'd think it would be sleepy.
chopin2815 (10:01:26 PM): well then, gnight
svizzera21 (10:01:45 PM): auf wiedersen. er..
