yours truly by jacqueline s. smith
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Open Letters: To People Or Entities That Are Unlikely To Respond*
Dear Self-Consciousness
Dear Girl Who Always Wears Skirts
Dear Commons Lady
Dear Girl In The Shower Stall Next To Me This Morning
Dear Braces
Dear Tongue
Dear White Lady With The Cart In Giant [a supermarket]
Dear Beer&OtherThingsLikeDoughnuts Belly Of Mine
Dear Nalgene
Dear Truck Owners Who Have Confederate Flags On Their Bumpers
Dear Friends
Dear Society
Dear Guy Behind The Counter At Foot-Action
Dear Angelina Josephina Jetta Passat Joyce
Dear Macy G
Dear Cuba
Dear Gap Between My Two Front Teeth
Dear Face
Dear AOL Instant Messenger
Dear Phone
Dear Lips
Dear Nose
Dear Lip Balm
Dear Life
Dear Radiohead
Dear Bryce Cooney
Dear Magical Mister Mistoffelees DeGreen
Dear BCG
Dear Sexual Orientation Of Mine
Dear Ghetto Booty [aka Tray Booty] of Mine
Dear Winona Ryder
Dear Rugby
Dear Voice Of Mine
Dear "Christian Brothers" by Elliott Smith
Dear Depression
*idea stolen from McSweeney's
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