[Tuesday, a chapel, Jaime is standing at the alter wearing a wedding dress] 
Jaime: Where the hell is everyone?  
Liz: [enters] I'm right here!
Jaime: Didn't I un-invite you?
Liz: You can't un-invite someone!  It's rude!
Shainna: [entering, wearigng a frilly pink dress] Your flower girl has arrived! [looks around] Where are all the guests?
Jaime: It's Tuesday, not a lot of people could make it.
Meg: [enters, with Gua] Me and Gua are here! Lets get the show on the road!
Liz: [corrects] Gua and I.
Meg: Weren't you un-invited?
Liz: You can't do that!
Jaime: Fine, you can be re-invited!
Liz: That's not a word!
Gua: Shainna, what are you wearing?
Shainna: A flower girl dress!
Amanda: [runs in] Am I late?  I was in band, and you all know how important my instrument is! [everyone nods in agreement]
Jaime: Oh, I know!  It's okay.
Meg: Is everyone here?
Liz: I think so.  
Amanda: Katie isn't!
Jaime: Well we'll have to wait for her!
Gua: While we wait, lets talk about Harry Potter!
Meg: Lets talk about the X-Files!
Liz: No! ER!
Amanada: Hey!  I'm the club owner, the head chef, the boss!  I decide!
Shainna: What? We're not at the club, right now!
Meg: Anways . . . 
Liz: It's "anyway".
Meg: [smiles] Oh, right, thanks! 
Jaime: You know I'm sad I'm getting married because now I'll never get to marry Matthew Perry.
Amanda: Leaving him for the rest of us, thanks.
Katie: [enters] Hey guys, am I late?
Jaime: For what?
Gua: Your wedding!
Jaime: Oh right!
Amanda: I'm the minister!  I got ordained, like Joey!
Shainna: And I'm the flower girl [throws flowers at everyone]
Meg: I'm going to catch the bouquet!
Amanda: [panics] Wait!
Katie: What?
Amanda: I forgot to do the weekend update!
Liz: You ALWAYS forget!
Gua: Actually, lately she's been updating us on time.
Amanda: It's okay, it's Tuesday, I can do it now!  [pulls out TV Guide] Okay, everyone watch Jennifer Aniston's SNL repeat on-
Jaime: Can you do that later, I'm about to get married!
Amanda: Sorry.  [everyone sits down]  Dearly beloved.
Gua: [stands up] Wait!
Amanda: What?
Gua: Aren't you missing something? [everyone looks around]
Shainna: More flowers?  [throws flowers on everyone, again]
Meg: [realises] A groom!
Jaime: Oh no.
Katie: Do you have a groom?
Jaime: I forgot to get one before I came.  Oh well.  A real shame we don't have any boys at the club.  [everyone nods]
Amanda: Back to the club?
Liz: Yeah let's go.  [everyone leaves]