A BRACES story!!!!
-Hello, I’m Mr Chocolate. I’m here to visit my friend Clairol
-I’m sorry, you’re no longer allowed to see her!
-And why is that?
-Because the dreaded MR BRACES is holding her HOSTAGE!
Dadum
-Oh no! What am I going to do? I’ll have to visit my dear friend Bronol!
-I go to see my Bronol
To be eaten up alive
For my Bronols’ famous appetite
Can’t wait for me to arrive!
So he got to Bronols but saw a notice on the door. ‘I’m on a diet.” It said.
Mr Chocolate sat and cried. He could find no one to eat him! He thuoght and thought.
Then all of a sudden, his fairy godmummy Nutrasweet arrived.
‘Fear not!’ she cried, ‘I can remove your sugar content and make it possible for you to visit Clairol!’
So Mr Chocolate underwent a long and arduous course of de-sugarisation. Fairy godmummy Nutrasweet replaced all the sugar in Mr Chocolate with Nutrasweet.
Mr Chocolate was excited. ‘Hurrah!’ he cried doing a dance of joy. ‘Now I can defeat MR BRACES!’
So Mr Chocolate (now sugarfree) sneaked into the fort of MR BRACES. Down twisting corridors he crept, until he reached the room in the middle of the castle, where Clairol sat in terrified silence with a cloth bound around her mouth. There stood MR BRACES, his eyes half closed in glee.
-‘Stop, I say!’ Cried Mr Chocolate. ‘I AM SUGARFREE!’
-‘NOOOOOOO.’ cried MR BRACES. He vanished in a puff of smoke.
-‘Yay!’ cried Clairol. ‘Chocolate! Are you sugarfree?’ ‘Yes’ cried Mr Chocolate.
-‘I want some Real chocolate!’ she said.
-‘NOOOOOOOOOO!!!’ cried Mr Chocolate!