...~~Beauty Tips~~...
There are many ways to be beautiful. Mostly these are done by Wes. However being just like him is impossible, here are a few hints on how to perform these tasks...
FINGER NAILS
- Do not allow your finger nails to grow longer than intended
- Finger nail polish is fine, ON GIRLS!!!!
- Make sure to dig out that funky dirt out from under there, that is just sick
BRUSH YOUR TEETH
- Nothing says 'smoker' better than yellow teeth
- Chewing gum just doesn't cut it
- Do not use twinkies as toothbrush, sure it tastes good but it doesn't help
Wear deoderant
- Not only does it help yourself but the good of this nation
- What are you? some kind of foreigner?
Bathe regularly
- Shaving cream is not a substitute for soap
- Lather, rinse, repeat is not a joke
- When you hear a rumor you smell like fish, it ISN'T a compliment
- Frontal nudity is best when the frontal nudity can be seen not infectious
Grammer, Pronunciation, & Manner
- Never ask a girl if she douches, or vice versa
- Masterbation is never a top conversation at dinner time or gay bars
- Double negatives in a sentence must be banned, ie: ain't never
- Crotch scratching is not a habit but a disease
