This is the FAKEST hippie, James,
looking like a chump with a ring around his head.
I don't know this guy, but James
says he taught him everything he knows
so, I'll call him James's Son.
This is Adam.
We work together at No Skills.
This is Martin telling me to give
him the camera.
This is Dave Hill in my computer class.
And this is Josh, who just
bought a truck, and promises to drive me home.