For Michael's birthday, his wife wanted to surprise him
when he came home from work. After some careful
consideration she decided to strip naked and wrap
herself in saran wrap from her shoulders to her ankles.
Pretty soon Michael enters his house exhausted from a
tough day at work. He walks through the kitchen, places
his lunchbox down, and hears his wife say, "Honey! I'm
in the living room."
Rounding the corner, he spots her all wrapped up in
plastic. After a quick peek, he immediately he says,
"Leftovers again!"
