1. Your boss is always yelling, "I wanna see
   your butt in here by 8:00!"

2. Can take advantage of computer monitor
   radiation to work on your tan.

3. "I'd love to chip in, but I left my wallet in my
   pants."

4. To stop those creepy guys in Marketing
   from looking down your blouse.

5. You want to see if it's like the dream.

6. So that with a little help from Muzak you can
   add "Exotic Dancer" to your exaggerated resume.

7. People stop stealing your pens after they've
   seen where you keep them.

8. Diverts attention from the fact that you also
   came to work drunk.

9. Gives "bad hair day" a whole new meaning.

10. No one steals your chair.