Don't imagine you can change a man - unless he's in diapers.
What do you do if your boyfriend walks out? You shut the door.
Never let your man's mind wander - it's too little to be out alone.
Go for younger men. You might as well - they never mature anyway.
Men are all the same - they just have different faces, so that you can tell them apart.
Definition of a bachelor: a man who has missed the opportunity to make some woman miserable.
Women don't make fools of men - most of them are the do-it-yourself types.
Best way to get a man to do something - suggest they are too old for it.
Love is blind - but marriage is a real eye-opener.
If you want a committed man - look in a mental hospital.
If he asks what sort of books you're interested in, tell him checkbooks.
Remember a sense of humor does not mean that you tell him jokes, it means that you laugh at his.
Sadly, all men are created equal.
