Wufei's Hunt

Disclaimers: I own nothing

Warning: Weirdness, violence, and bad criminal names!

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Wufei stood on the top of a skyscraper running his eyes over the city...his city. His hunting ground.

The wind whipped his loose hair across his eyes then. He brushed it aside and frowned in concentration. Louis had declined to hunt with him this evening. Not that he cared, the whole Louis jr. thing, was really getting on his nerves anyway.

The sound of gunshots and alarm bells went off just then. A small smirk formed on Wufei's lips. Just what he was looking for. He scanned the streets quickly and located the source almost immediately.

A gray sedan was speeding down Main street... heading for the bridge he guessed.

He read their minds-- surmised they were the dreaded bank robbers dubbed. 'Shredder' Given this name for their tendency to shred at least one of their victims during a robbery.

Wufei had found his dinner. Jumping down to the street below he followed the car to it's destination...well after those incompetent police officers got left behind. Two men jumped out of the car whooping and hollering they took the loot and dumped it on the car hood.

" Did you see the look on that guard's face?"

" Ha! Ha! It was priceless!"

" Yeah too bad we had to kill him though."

" Yeah what's a Shredder robbery without a shredding?"

Both men continued laughing dividing out the money between them.

" Indeed what is a shredder robbery without a shredding."

Both men looked up guns raised.

" Who the fuck are you?!" One of them said.

"Wufei." He answered.

"And I'm Death! Nice ta meet ya!"

Peering around the two men Wufei saw Duo standing with his hands on his hips and a wicked leer on his face. " Maxwell. What the hell are you doing?"

" Hi Wu!"

"I haven't eaten yet and I thought I'd join you since you got two of em anyway."

Both men looked from one to the other.

"What the hell?"

Laughing Duo sprang forward latching onto the one that spoke. " Hell that's where I'm sending you!"

Wufei followed suit with the other. Rolling his eyes, and they said he was annoying?

He sank his teeth into the man's shoulder and drank listening carefully to his heartbeat. When it slowed down to the point where he was barely alive he pulled away. Standing up he drew his sword pointing it at the man's face. " You have taken 5 innocent lives in your quest for recognition for that you will lose five parts of your body and then I will kill you."

"Oh oh Wufei let me! Let me!" Duo said hoping up and down over his victim.

"No, Maxwell this isn't about fun it's about justice!"

Pouting Duo sat on his victims barely moving chest, folding his arms he sulked until Wufei made his first slash. The pout immediately disappeared as he began cheering him on. " Do it again! Do it again!"

" Duo!"

" Fine. Are you going to do mine next?" He asked hopefully.

Wufei looked down at the twitching decapitated corpse then over to the one Duo was sitting on. Shrugging he walked over.

Duo immediately got up and let Wufei do his thing.

Standing back Wufei wiped the blood out of his eyes, justice was messy. Looking down at his formerly white clothing he frowned.

" Wuuufeeeei" Duo said next to his ear.

"What Maxwell." Wufei said gathering up the body parts in a pile. Walking to the car he popped the truck and began tossing the pieces in. "I'm busy right now." Wiping his bloody hands on his pants as best he could Wufei gathered the money put it in a sack and closed the door.

Duo walked up behind him playing with his blood soaked braid. " Did anyone ever tell you how cute you look covered in blood?" He asked wickedly.

Wufei glared at him and prepared to leave. Only to find himself with two armfuls of braided psychopathic idiot. " Duo! Duo get off of me this in-mph."

Pinning Wufei's arms above his head Duo pressed his lips to Wufei's. Sinking his fangs into his bottom lip.

Wufei responded much to Duo's surprise by flipping them over so Duo was on the bottom. Pulling his lip free. " Heero would kill us both if we get caught."

Duo's eyes gleamed as he wrapped his legs around Wufei...there was nothing scarier than a vampire on a blood high laced adrenaline rush....except for Duo being the vampire on a blood high laced adrenaline rush.

" Yeah isn't it exciting?" He purred locking his legs around Wufei's hips. He arched up to capture his lips in a searing kiss.

There on the blood soaked ground both boys started a new game.

Never noticing the two people standing on top of the bridge watching.

Quatre giggled. " Somebody is naughty....." he sing-songed.

Trowa nodded.

" Ohhh but Duo is really flexible!" He clapped.

" ...."

Tilting his head to the side Quarte pursed his lips. " Trowa? Can we do that in a puddle of blood sometime too?!"

"....! "

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I can't help it I like those two together...Well now that I finished this I have to go to dinner at my neighbors.