Hello, welcome to The Offical Andy Sucks! Records Homepage. We are a totally Independent Punk/Shit record label operating out of The Center of The Earth. We have some of the best bands around: The RimJobs, The HandJobs, The BlowJobs, The CockSucking Ass-Holes, The Matt Hopes, The Jack Hustuns, The Andys, and Fat Loser Kid And The Posers, All of which are criticaly acclaimed, and Anal Fetish Monthly called us the best new record label since EMI. We are also proud to say that we have been working hard to track down Matt Hope and make him pay for what he did to Eddie Van Halen. Matt Hope and The RJs are on tour now, and forever.
Were happy to announce that the asshole (formerly known as Jack Hustun) is no longer associated with our label. We here at Andy Sucks! would like to wish him a big 'fuck you' and you can as well, by sending him a letter at his private E-mail address: Jaco77@juno.com. Matt Hope will be taking this traiterous bastards place as assistant manager, along with his job as PR relations manager, and lead singer of our best band (now engorsed by the pope by the way) The RimJobs. This man is more than a man, he is a god.
Please sign our fucking guestbook, and buy our shitty shit.
site designed and ran by andy and matt hope
New record releases
On this Page:
Show reviews -show reviews by our resident show reviewist Steve Dave
Angelfish
Links - Links to sites of people we dont hate
The New RJs CD - You've
heard of these guys. Jerry Falwell called them "A bunch of
god hateing fag-boys"
The Matt Hope Files - You deserve to know the facts about. here's a letter
from the president.
People We Hate - A list of
links to sites and people we personal hate. Send them hate mail.
Andy - Gasface666@aol.com
Matt Hope - Jackhustun@aol.com