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Well that is all very interseting if you did bother to read it.So did you like the episode "Daria", the musical, I think you would/should/could have. Here are the words to

I got a big wheel rolling in my heart. I really don't know what that's supposed to mean. It means a Lawndale mornings gonna start. Put on some pants where seeing far more than should be seen. I'll say. Today I'll be the perfect working wife and mother. Today I'll tell my clients that this man is strong. But oh todays booked up like every other. I'll probably tell my clients that they are right and I am wrong. But still it's morning in the burbs...Today is such a great day I wish I could buy it. I look so good it makes my eye-balls hurt. Does this go with this top? Should I try it? Oh, put on any skirt or shirt, you'de even look good wearing dirt. Thanks. On this morning in the burbs...Oh me, oh my, a lovely day is dawning. Oh what a joy I didn't wake up dead. so I can go to school and then resume my yawning, and get my sleep in class instead of in my bed... Good morning Helen. Goodmorning Jake. Hair alright? Looks kinda bake. Great and now my leave I'll take, it's off to work I go. Bye. What's the weather like today? Could be a hurricane on the way. But it's such a lovely day. What does science know? Oh, just great the toast is cold. What tales of nothing will unfold, here on this same old. This same old morning in the burbs.

What about the big game? Cancled. No! Yes! Now, everybody out everybody out! You will require exiting, what exitings about. You will not scream or howl or shout. Everybody out, everybody out. But what what if what if the town blew away. What would foot-ball players play? Where would we go to shop all day? Would we still get three months off with pay? If the town blew away... Nowhere isen't anywhere I want to live. Nowhere makes Lawndale look alright. Nowhere and addresses are very hard to give. When I ask for a ride home on friday night... I hope that you're not too sad that you don't get to play. I am but I think the weathers fine. X-files say this is just the sneaky way the authorities create like a natrual disaster thing to cover up the real reason why the game is cancled. I mean big game big storm. Coinsidence. Well were not falling for their line. Come on Kevy don't be mad. I'll find a way to make you gald. We'll go up to some other place. Hey that's cool babe, let's go suck face... Hey look at what the newspaper is saying. What? It says a great big storm is on the way. Cool. The roofs not really where we should be staying. Why? Because this big ass storm is happening today. Hey what if the town blew away. My sister would have nowhere to stay. The mall would be gone and that's okay. Down on your knees and begin to pray that the town blows away...I always knew that I would die in nowheres ville. But I didn't think I'd die there quite so soon. Hey this is like that movie where scary storms kill. Will being dead reck my afternoon? If the town blows away.

Helen oh Helen, you're so swel...hin.

Our families and friends busy saving their rear-ends, may have over looked an absentee or two. But by now they're catching on that two well liked kids are gone and I'll bet that someones even missing you. And so while the wind will blow on our loved ones down below we wish that we could tell them we're okay. And I'd say I'm on the roof, with a bimbo and a goof but I'm due to come back down in steady days. They must be worried. They're probably distressed. They must be worried. It's causing them unrest. They must be worried. It's really hard to guess exactly what Quin's thinking but my instict says it's probly 'bout her shoe's. Mum and dad though I don't think are exactly tick;ed pink tickled pink that I've vanished and that I've left no clues. They must be worried. I wouldn't be suprised. They must be worried getting misty in the eyes. They must be worried.

It needs to be enough to be stronge and good and tough, you can try whatever hasn't been tried. But now I'm a jerk with a brain that doesn't work, if I don't consult my family inside. Oh what it is to be manly. Manly. Maybe we should stay here and hug. Would that be more manly? Manly. Oh kill me now I think I squashed a bug. Trent can you talk some sense into him? Sounds sensible enough to me. I can show that I care. I can cry and I can share about my brain little sensitive world. But please tell me why being such a minor guy makes me feel like a puited girl. I guess that's not manly. Manly. I do nothing but how I feel. I feel I'd be manly. Manly. I'm so excited. I just might squeal. Come here big guy. You got it boss. I'm prode to be the home of a wacked chromozone. I'm prode this hair is growing on my chin. Let's get the hell out there. Find those girls for who we care. We won't be back 'till we can bring them in. We're gonna be manly. Manly. Hang on help is on the way. It's time to be manly. Manly. Honey is that okay? Manly... The girl with the squeak says it's no time to be meak, time to do what you manly men do. She means break down the door. Give a holar or a roar. Make some stupid foot-ball noise and bust through. You've gotta be manly. Manly. My grandma could do better and she's dead. Go on and be manly. Manly. Now apply your mighty helemet of a head. Manly! Did he hurt himself?

The big wet rainstorm's over. We're happy we're still here. The big wet rainstorm's over. The end came very near. We didn't die with Britteny instead we got to sit and see Kevin's head and muddely. Oh, babe. The big wet rainstorm's over...The big wet rainstorm's over. Where's Quin and do we care? The big wet rainstorm's over. She's in a store some where. How do you like this jersey top? It's colour makes your highlights pop. Okay we're dressed now we can shop. The big wet rainstorm's over...The big wet rainstorms over and Lawndale's still the same. The big wet rainstorm's over. Our lives are once more tame. Though if the town had blown away we'de be drama majority. The big wet rainstorm's over... The big wet rainstorm's over I think you hurt your car. The big wet rainstorm's over. Now won't you please go far away from me, 'cause can't you see I've crashed my car into a tree. I'm as mad as mad can be. The big wet rainstorm's over. The big wet rainstorm's over. The air bags saved our life. The big wet rainstorm's over. Explain this to the wife. Now won't you please get out and see the damage done by this here tree. The sights a bit too much for me. The big wet rainstrom's over.

I don't care a fig about my crushed up Lexsus. Your really what my carein's all about. Is that why you've crushed my solar plexcus. I'm sorry hun but I'm so happy I could shout. So you've found my sis at last. Crashed the car. Oh the past is past. At least you didn't break your neck. Could have though. But what the heck 'cause today was strange in extreams and that's put lightly. And yet it started out so dull and pretty dumb. And so this feeling I feel I don't feel slightly it's the hope tommorow will come and another wierd morning. Yes a dawning. An exciting new day of boring. No need for a surgen generals warning. Morning, morning, it's morning, morning, morning in the burbs.

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