December 16, 2005
Things not to say to a drunken munkey after he has professed his love for you ... "No, you don't."
December 11, 2005
In bars frequented by colossal death robots, you're always the quiet guy at the back who no-one ever bothers. And for good reason. You've fought in several nuclear wars, could beat the sun in a staring match, and have a chin larger than many articles of furniture. Morals are not a concept you understand, but strangely enough, nobody ever questions your judgement. Usually because they're dead. Even Judge Dredd wets himself when you turn up. Grrrr.

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December 25, 2005 11:28PM
Merry Christmas to everybody ... this year was a small and somewhat tense celebration ... perhaps it is not always the other side that causes the stress ... there are moments when it just seems like shaking her to get her to see the other side of the story would be so much more helpful. However that will never happen. Dad's morphing more and more into Scrooge each year - this year was one of the worst ones so far ... not sure if I'd like to recall all the happenings - perhaps forgetting would be better in this instance.
Got together with an old friend a few days ago - almost a week ago actually. I got my ears pierced with him, went to the museum, did some errands, cooked supper, and got tipsy watching some home movies together. It was the best non-date I've ever been on. Actually it was more fun than some of the dates that I have been on. I think I have found my "Oliver" ... it may seem like a cryptic message, but really it is the one person that I can turn to no matter what - we understand each other and we care about each other but we know that such caring only goes so far. "You know, it's not love but it's an awful lot like it." -Oliver Martin from the movie. It is alot like love, but a different kind of love ... I'm hoping to be able to keep this kind of love for another 7 years and longer .... I'll really miss my Oliver if I can't.