July 11, 2003
Hmm so many things that have happened ... some insperational moments - the first time I've heard The Dash used in a funeral service was on Tuesday, and plenty of Krispy Kreme-isms ... the many milk incidents, giving milk straight to the mouth in "lap-dog fashion" and of course lovely quotes that are unforgettable: "Do you need help with your homework? You're not allowed to fail you know, 'cuz if you get an F we'll F-you!" "Umm ... we'll FIRE you ..." "Yeah ... that's what I meant ... ohh ... no that's really what I meant, I didn't mean......"
And as usual, when I start cleaning up my inbox I add a few cute things I've gotten via email that I just can't bear to delete. I'll be adding more as the night goes on.
July 15, 2003
Nightwalker. If I was that athletic that is what I would aspire to be ... however ... to be even close to half that would be an honour. I wonder if I have the discipline to learn.
July 18, 2003
Last night's Krispy Kreme-isms: "What happened to the small and medium coffee cups?" "We ran out. Now it's 'Would you like a third of a large, a half of a large or a full large?'" "What happens when we run out of large cups?"
"Do we have any more Rich coffee?" "If it's not there, then we're out." "So .... I've gotta serve only Decaf and Bold?" "Ahh just put it all in different pots, nobody will know the difference." "I can't do that ... I have morals."
A great little birthday party was had tonight with some close friends and family ... or at least those I consider family. Had a run in with the woman who deems me the invisible lady ... but then I'm an expert at dealing with petty people ... did I not survive friendships with those from high school? Ahh well ... the less we deal, the better I guess. But the birthday was good - or so I thought, with a great dinner and his favourite dessert - a millfeuille "cake" - with everything on film for those who missed out. So happy 24th, may there be many more to be celebrated the Griswold style!!
July 19, 2003
Well somebody got to enjoy a great live action football game while I watched it on TV, but I guess it was only fair since it was his birthday. But I had a good day as well. I also had time to add something else to my page:>Tantra Totem Well that's all folks, goodnight
July 20, 2003
More Krispy Kreme-isms: "A doughnut cannot be sexy. Define 'sexy' in terms of a doughnut." "It too can be sexy. Let's ask; can a doughnut be sexy?" "Umm ... depends on how perverted you look at it I guess."
"Just what I need - creamers falling on my head!" "Yes but it's a box a packaged creamers." "Yeah, but it's a better story to say I had creamers fall on my head. It's always something new each day."
"If doughnuts can be sexy these ones are pre-pubscent ones."
July 21, 2003
All she really does is sing "Uh-huh", and "Yeah" and agree with herself that she really did drive all night. There's really no point.
Many more Krispy Kreme-isms "There's been too many 'oh shit's in one area at one time."
The champion milk mess of ALL milk messes.
"I vork in the back, and everybody crrraps on zee floor!"
"What an arm!!"
"We're saliva siblings."
"Did you pee in your pants?" "No, I sat outside and it was wet." "It looks like you peed in your pants!!" "No!! I sat on a wet spot outside!" "So that's what they're calling it now, eh?" "No, really, you saw me outside sitting over there. I have witnesses....."
July 22, 2003
"Did you want to get your license? I need a buddy, none of my friends ride." Can you imagine that the girl I once knew from elementary school - the girl I tried for years to gain her acceptance and popularity, and aspire to be like - is the woman asking me to get my motorcycle license so we can ride together since she has no friends that can? It's almost a possibility I might think of considering. How better a way to be more like her?