March 1, 2001
Well today was interesting ... ex one meet ex two ... but it all worked out not so bad ... they seemed to get along and the others didn't mind too much either from what I could figure out. That's all good ... it's all good ;-)
March 3, 2001
Well last night was an evening of fun. Went to an interesting new club and talked, laughed, drank and danced with a couple of friends. The decore of the club is amazing and it's a pretty neat place. Will have to go again ... and since we almost cleared them out of their free passes it's probably certain we'll be going again. The Club Element bars were neat and we got to order something from each one, the fourth element was earth and it was the dance floor ... "the trick is getting to the dance floor" ... "just fall in". Yes there's one step to the dance floor and somebody was just tipsy enough to trip over it every time. Oh and with an extremely drunk person the dancing might not be the best ... you need balance to keep from falling over with the rumbles and the vibrations of the bass. Other highlights were "come stand at the bar - I just got a drink and a free vodka and lime shot from some guy", comfy looking couches, some interesting variations to the same drink, "no masterbating priviliages on the dance floor", the blinding lights, missing the club in the first place, and the unfortunate absence of one person ... we might've made it in earlier if we'd know ... only had 30 min to cram in as many free drinks as we could. But the place is interesting, we had fun, and it was a cheap night for some of us. Getting a Tornado and a Sprite for $5 is pretty good if you ask me. "We should go clubbing more often" and "I can't stop laughing" ... hmm till next time.
March 4, 2001
Horoscope - Sunday, March 4, 2001 - by Sydney Omarr Of All Things: Cancer-born people know how to earn money and hold onto it. Reportedly, more persons in "Who's Who in Commerce and Industry" are Cancer natives. Cancer is a Water sign, the natives are impressionable, sensitive to degree of being psychic. Cancer significator is the Moon, number related to this sign is 2. CANCER (June 21 - July 22): Emphasis on change, variety of experiences. Short trip due to request by relative. Secret exposed, you benefit as result. Virgo plays role. VIRGO (Aug.23 - Sept.22): Career offered is sincere but could lack financial support. Have options at hand, protect self in emotional clinches. Avoid self-deception. Pices involved. PISCES (Feb.19 - March 20): Check details in connection with sales or purchase of property. Be aware of plumbing facilities, interest rates due on loan. Taurus plays dramatic role. TAURUS (April 20 - May 20): Highlight versatility, get thoughts on paper. You could earn money through use of words. Arrange social gathering featuring clash of ideas.
March 11, 2001
Well it was a weekend of drinking for sure. Club Element with free drinks for the ladies until midnight is a dangerous place to be. I think in total it was something like 30 drinks between 6 people. Not bad really ... with the exception of the one guy who drank 11 but that's another story. So there was drinking, laughing, dancing and all around fun ... and an especially interesting car ride home. Got to bed at 3AM that night and still managed to survive the next night's party. That was a big celebration for my parents turning 50. My dad's b-day is is Feb, and my mom's is in April, so we made a combo party. There was a pretty nice turn out - 16 people - all really heavy drinkers of course ... why have it any other way? We polished off 26 beer bottles, quite a bit of the gin, and plent of rum ... at least half from both bottles if I remember correctly. I got a bit tipsy and there was some slurring of other people by the end of the night but it was an amazing party. A huge suprise gift for my parents that was completely unexpected but definately worth it. Between the stories and the unrelentless laughter, I think it was a success. The first person to fall asleep was at 1:30, but he had work at 7, so he was excused, the first to leave was at 12:30, the last was at 2:45, and then the clean up started. But I didn't get to sleep at all until 7, what was the ppoint of sleeping anyways? I had to get up around 5 anyways so why start sleeping after 4? Either way it was well worth it. I hope the other party went just as well and I'm sorry I missed out on semi-birthday party there as well. But I'm sure to hear all the stories so I guess I'll get my update. ;-) Till next time I suppose.
March 12, 2001
Well the results are in ... at least they have been in awhile I've just been to lazy or busy to put them up. Some of these I"ve done a long time ago, others I just finished weeks ago. Here they are:
Bitch Test = 32%
Slut Test = 15%
Love Rating = 88% Remaining 12% is for lust and sexual greed Your wheel of desperation has 4 wedges of discontent. One wedge represents a longing for love and fulfillment. Six wedges comprise one whole melon of need. It is this melon that lights our way through the caverns of loneliness. Morality (6) Love Experience (5) Sex Experience (3) Intelligence (8)
Ass Quiz = 29% Don't have enough confidence in my ass
Sex Test = You'll have sex with 3 people. You'll first have sex at age 18 in a hotel room. Info on 3 future sex partners: 0 of them will be female 3 of them will be male 1 of them I'll actually love 71% chance of dying during sex
Wealth Test = expect to be worth one million dollars at 41 yrs old
Un-Intelligence Test = "You are a smooth chick." You have a knack for greatness. For the record, you are: 84% Un-telligent! (Which is significantly higher then the current average of 60%) Here is the custom report of your personality that led our team of geeks to conclude (with confidence) that you are resourceful and sly woman: "The subject shows a very high level of intelligence, and her sense of observation is one of her best qualities. Considering this, she shows a lot of potential, but that's only part of the equation. "Also, as much as we hate violence, an occasional mauling is one way to solve day-to-day problems like unpleasant coworkers or pesky door-to-door salesmen; she just isn't tough enough, sir, and she avoids any solution that involves violence. "Finally, the subject displayed a poor (and a little bit boring) sense of humor, a decent and respectable sense of morality, and a barbaric self-confidence. The balance of these three traits is important; high levels of confidence, medium levels of morality, and a good level of humor make for the strongest individuals." Final Score: 84% Un-telligent And as always, we publish overall test statistics: 3008390 people have taken the un-intelligence Of all takers, 53% were female and 47% were male Currently, males are averaging higher! The highest score achieved so far was by a female, age 19!
Match Test = Independent Sex Taker
Death Test = Expect to die on December 29, 2044 at the age of 62 years old. Most likely dies from : Cancer 44% Drowning 11% Alcoholism 9% Alien Abduction 9% Heart Attack 6% Stats from the Death test: 7717815 people have taken the DeathTest. Of those, 54% were female and 46% were male. The average life expectancy of test takers is 67 years. 9% of test takers have hairy nipples. 4% have had team sex. 8% work in the porn business. And 111836 people claim to have leprosy.
Purity Test = 74% pure people less pure than you (82%) people like you (1%) people more pure than you (17%)
Personality test = Dreamer (Submissive Introverted Abstract Thinker) You are a DREAMER (SIAF)--reserved and imaginative. You are basically the shy, silent type. You don't have much interest in facts and figures or most of what's going on around you, but the internal worlds you build for yourself are rich and complex. Luckily, your creativity and strong heart mean you have a deep personality evident to anyone who gets to know you. It's just that not many people do, because most everyone thinks you're a loser. Talk to yourself less, other people more, little shaver.
March 15, 2001
I'm not quite sure what the big deal about Cheers! Downtown is. The music was meh, the people were meh, and it wasn't exactly a place I'd call "amazing". The best part of the night was the possibility of getting money for dancing with a really drunk weird fat guy, seeing friends I hadn't seen in awhile, and the car conversation about a camel breathing fire.
March 16, 2001
My spring break has been really good to me so far. Tuesday night we rented movies for a quiet night at home with a great friend, Wednesday night was ladies night a Cheers!, and Thursday night was a buck a shot night at Peel Pub. Hmm ... not sure if Thursday night was the best thing for me. For the first time in my life I actually got sick from drinking. But it turned out not so bad. I was with three really good friends and other that apoligizing alot I was "really fun to take care of" or so they say. My head is okay today, just my stomache feels a little funny still. Before making a quick exit from Peel Pub it was a really great night. I managed to get sick from about 25 shots and chugging 3 glasses of beer. What I drank I'm not sure I remember, let's see now ... there was Blue Lagoon, Slippery Nipple, B52, Cherry Slush, Melon ball, Blow Job, Bloody Brain, Bad Habit, Sex on the Beach, Kool Aid, and I'm not sure about the rest ... hell if we couldn't remember what we ordered after giving it to the waitress how am I to remember it now? I think I threw up about everything that had to do with Baily's in Tim Horton's ... I wish I could say it was in the toilet, but I'll settle for admiting it was in the bathroom for most of it.... But other than that it was okay ... dancing and laughing at Peel, never making it to McKibbon's, but it was an interesting walk to Tim Horton's. We finally made it to the car to make our way home when most of us were sober enough to attempt going home. I actually did stumble inot my house at 4:15AM, and my mom was not happy. My dad was getting up at 4:30 to go to work, so I had to face the wrath of my mother in the morning was not fun ... I'm so glad I had my "bodyguard" to share the retelling of the night with. It made it so much easier to deal with her. So my punishments are as follows ->I had to make an apology, not get picked up a 1AM for my celebration of a friend's birthday, instead I must eat supper and then come home, and I'm not allowed to celebrate St.Patrick's day on sat at the house party that was planned. All ann all I think it was pretty fair. I'll just have to see how my dad reacts to this ... he's only getting home around 10:30/11 tonight .... But even though I'll never live this down with the friedns I was with last night, and my mother and a few others laugh at me and think I deserve it, it kinda was worth it because I still had fun. And as my mom put it "he's seen you at your worst now, and he's seen you at your best" ... while that might be true, I was still called adorable even propped up against a toilet in a Tim Horton's downtown.
March 17, 2001
It's funny the different reactions I've been getting ... "And you're not dead?", "Your liver didn't explode on you?", "Heard you prayed to the porcelin God", "I'm so dissapointed", "I think it's a riot", "Way to go!! That's my girl!! It was the bad ice that did it I'm sure", "I know only too well how you felt".
Happy St.Patrick's Day everyone ;-)
March 19, 2001
What is moderation? Moderation for someone with diabetes usually means occasional use, perhaps one or two drinks no more than once or twice a week. Well I'm screwed.
March 21, 2001
"The best way to keep a friend is to never owe them anything and never lend them anything" - Paul De Kock "Animals are such agreeable friends - the ask no questions, they pass no criticisms." - George Eliot
March 23, 2001
When the silent ones have spoken, the importance is tenfold : "Don't bring that garbage into this house. We don't need that kind of trash."
March 25, 2001
"Little shop, little shop of horrors, little shop, little shop of ..." okay let's not sing the whole song. It was a great play and I'm so glad I was able to go. The singing, dancing, and the acting was great. I loved the way they did the plant (spandex and all), all of it was was pretty neat. The dentist, even through his vibrating last song, was something, and the main character was equally geeky as I remember from the movie - they were all cast so well. "Was the machete supposed to break?" "Well when I saw it, it didn't, but on last night anything goes!" The only disappointing part was the fact that a certain friend didn't even say hello even though he was supposed to be in the building. Of course I'll not forget the parting of the buliding ... "You're not cold without a jacket?" "No, I'm German" ... Would we really have warmed him up? .... Suuuuuure. I got to be driven by a friend who FINALLY got her lisence, and I must say that she drives very well. ;-) Then onto Cheers! for a huge venting session. It felt really good to vent out some things to these girls. I know they're on my side and can always count on them. "I've never been so tipsy in such a short time!" Well when you only have an hour and a half you kinda make it worth while. After 3 Zequilas, half a Labatt Blue, and a few gulps of a Corona, let's just say I didn't need to put my finger down my throat. But I had a blast venting, singing, drunken pointless questions - Can you suck you're own nipple? - ahhhh the truth is out, and laughing our asses off. Till Peter Pan I guess ;-)
March 28, 2001
It's funny how when I was younger there was one thing that many of my peers had that I always thought I wanted. As I got older I guess I adapted to being without it. I never had a really close friend - the kind of friends who live at each other's houses, call on the phone just because, the person to always sit with on the bus and when your stopped arrived you would ask "your place, or mine?", the kind of friend that could laugh with you without needing to tell the joke because you could almost read each other's minds, and even sometimes finish each other's sentences, the friend some would call a best friend. I think I came close to that twice. The first time was with somebody I thought I could share everything with, and the second I know I can share everything with. But sharing things doesn't guarantee what I wished for when I was younger. Sometimes you have to be on the same wavelength and I guess I'm not. The first friendship never worked out because I was really just somebody to take advantage of ... and I wonder if I'm taken advantage of now?
March 29, 2001
I reflect back to a year ago ... the 18th of March to be exact ... and I've concluded that I have weakened.