* IT'S A GIRL THING!
* Everyday I give thanks to the Goddess * I have two mounds upon my bodice * I shave my legs * I sit down to pee * I can justify any shopping spree * Don't go to a barber, but a beauty salon * Can get a massage without a hard-on * I can balance the checkbook, can pump my own gas * Can talk to my friends about the size of my ass * My beauty's a masterpiece, and yes, it takes long. * At least I can admit to others when I'm wrong * I don't drive in circles at any cost * And I don't have a problem admitting I'm lost. * I never forget an important date * You just gotta deal with it, I'm usually late * I don't watch movies with lots of gore * Don't need instant replay to remember the score * I won't lose my hair * I don't get jock itch * And just cause I'm assertive..Don't call me a bitch * I don't wear the same underwear everyday * The food in my fridge has no sign of decay * Don't burp, don't belch and I certainly don't fart * Ballet, not football, is what I consider an art * Don't say to your friends, Oh yeah, I can get her * In your dreams, my dear, I can do better! * Flowers are okay, but jewelry's best * Would you look at my face, not at my chest! * I don't have a problem expressing my feelings * I know when you're lying, you look at the ceiling * Don't call me a girl, a babe or a chick * I am a WOMAN, get it, you prick?