oubai the mad doctor of very early 19th century england
oubai oubai was having a headache one day.
oubai oubai did not know how to make it go away.
so he went into a hospital and found some infant babies.
and using syringes he injected into them viruses of rabies.
the diseased babies began to foam at the mouth and drool,
so he began to open their heads with a most disturbing tool.
he took out their brains and put the thinkers through a grinder.
not knowing of this experiment, he recorded his actions in a binder.
he made a stew of this rabies infested baby brains.
hoping if consumed it would take away his pains.
it worked! He knew his experimental stew would not fail.
but his wife found out and they killed him in his local jail.
is there a lesson to be learned from oubai's brain that would painfully churn?
of course!
when you join his cult make sure no one finds out or you will surely burn.
for you see that fateful day in jail when they put him to die.
he switched skins with his jailmate and caused him to fry.
~vetala