Added 8-9-99
Ahhh...it's so nice to be able to speak the truth!
Madame X
Carly to herself: "Hmm...wonder if the good Reverend would like a quick roll in the hay when the wedding is over?"
Frank
Priest: "Dear Lord, I ask that you please watch over this fool AJ cause this skank bitch is going to eat his dumb ass alive!"
Becky
AJ to himself: "What the f--- am I doing marrying this hoe? !"
Kelly
Carly to herself: " Hey at least I can get some ASS."
AJ to himself: "She doesn't care who she screws and it has been awhile. Yeah baby, BOOTY TIME!!"
Carly to herself: "Jason thinks I'm a slut, Tony can get that Tammy women, Hell even Hannah has Sonny. Sure why not, I haven't spread the clap around lately and I NEED some ASS. Oh well AJ will have to do."
Martha
Priest: "Do you AJ take this woman...wait hold up that's the wrong ceremony! Do you idiot take this lying tramping whore who slept with her stepfather as your lawfully wedded wife?"
AJ: "Damn, now that you mention it, hell no!"
Carly: "Oh come on please, who else is dumb enough to marry me?"
Nicole
Carly thinking to herself: "Oh God, why am I doing this! Is it for Michael, yea of course oh yea and for Jase too! Who am I kidding! I'm doing this for the cash!!!!!"