Added 7-12-99
Ahhh...it's so nice to be able to speak the truth!
Anny, Site Owner
Carly: "Look at everyone smiling, I look gorgeous!"
Crowd to themselves, laughing: "I can't believe she had the audacity to wear white! The slut!"
Anonymous
"The face and shoulders any line-backer would be proud of!"
Or
"Look Keesha, she's wearing your dress!"
Madame X
"Damn why is everybody staring at me? Maybe I shouldn't have worn white!"
Kelly
Carly: "Hey Momma do you think Jason will like it?"
Bobbie: "Carly?"
Carly: "What?"
Bobbie: "Honey why do you keep doing this to yourself? you know Jason would NEVER marry a self-righteous bitch like you."
Carly: "But momma..."
Bobbie: "No buts, young lady, now get in there and marry that dumb-ass AJ."
Nicole
"Oh,if only Robin could see me now!...wait a minute I'm marrying the wrong brother! Oh well AJ does have more cash! (and Lord knows that's all I want!)"
Becky
"So what I'm a hoe, I'm wearing white!"
Alice
"Oh God do I look fat in this dress or what? I'll be glad when this damn wedding is over so I can have sex with Reginald!"
Vickie
"Shit! You mean Robin picked out the same dress to marry Jason in?"
Anonymous 2
"Wonder if Momma and Jerry would be interested in a threesome?? After this nigtmare wedding is over??"
Frank-Madame X's brother
"Good thing I'm wearing white so the semen stains won't show up!"
Anoynomous 3
"It was so nice of Chloe to design a Velcro dress for me, it'll make things much easier on the reception line!"
Anoynomous 4
"Hmmm, let's see, something old,(my whining gets real old real fast), something new,(a new line of credit at Wyndham's), something borrowed, (mom's husband and my dead friend's name), something blue--(AJ's balls). There, got all my bases covered!"