Sherbert Gordon; Explorer
Sherbert Gordon, the gentleman explorer! Once, while off having a cup
of tea with his chums, Sherbert thought it would be a grand idea to
travel to the jungle, and do that sophisticated brand of exploring that
he did so well. So, out with the tea chums, and in with the exploring
chums. One of the tea chums was actually, and quite rarely, one of the
exploring chums, also, so he stuck around and pondered the things that
were going down, in a most superficial and intelligent way. Sherbert
and the other exploring chums were off and into the study, now, so
Reginald, the tea-and-exploring fellow, called for the maid, and then
followed the others' lead into the study.
Maps were easily accessed by means of the card filing system, and were
found to be on the shelf, where they had been left. Spreading out his
favorite map, Sherbert Gordon looked at the places on the map where he
and his exploration party could voyage to. Africa was the only logical
solution, as it was the place where a good bit of the more exciting
jungles are located.
The date was set for departure, and that date was the day after the
present day. In the time between, the butler packed the bags of
Sherbert, making sure to include the highest fashion in exploring, the
white pants and jacket, as well as the funny, hard, little hat with the
brim that goes all the way around.
By the time it was time to leave, Sherbert and the other, lesser,
explorers were in the jeep and heading to the place of exploration,
which they were going to explore. In some unknown amount of time, they
arrived. They were to stay in a stately explorer's shack, deep in the
place that was called the jungle. It was called so with good logic,
too. This is because it was, in fact, a jungle.
Sherbert, Reginald, and the rest of the bunch started off their jolly
good time with some shooting of animals, something which everyone can
enjoy. They then cut off the heads, stuffed and mounted them, and hung
them proudly on the wall of the jeep. The rest of the animal pieces
were discarded, as they would most likely be used by the natives and
tribes of the jungle for some purpose. If one was to consider the
situation, it was a truly humanitarian effort on the part of Sherbert
Gordon. Quite fitting, as he is always the gentleman that he, and
others around him, claim him to be.
But. Later that day, they were invaded by the urban developers, and
found that they were surrounded in a major city! Sherbert, being the
man of the world that he was, discarded his jungle exploring-type
chums, and called for his city chums. It was quite fortunate that much
of the city was yet uncharted, and provided for excellent exploration,
as well as adventure in a much more sanitary manner. Except, of
course, for the fact that the new city was overrun with people, and
full of disease. It was the good ol' familiar disease, though, none of
this jungle stuff, so it was perfectly fine.
A few days into the exploration, Sherbert was out alone in the
residential area, and this landlord came up to him, and they were
talking, until a bit later, when the landlord beat Sherbert up, for
driving a car in his bathroom. Sherbert's monocle was broken, and he
had to go home and forget that this had ever happened, aided by
his
false chums.
