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Does your whole world revolve around fuel?? Maybe it des and you don't realize it or are in denial... Only one way to find out! Read the following list if 2 or more apply to you than you may already be......OBSESSED!!!!

  1. You refuse to listen to any music other than fuel.
  2. You introduce yourself as either(your name here) Scallions, Abercrombie, Miller, Bell...
  3. You call TRL every day to vote for a fuel video even though there has never been a fuel video on it...(hey today may be THE DAY)
  4. You check Ebay 6 times a day to see if there are any more fuel items on auction.
  5. You are willing to drive anywhere within 7 hours of your town to see a fuel concert.
  6. Your mom knows all the words to "It's come to this".
  7. Your grandmother knows all the words to any fuel song.
  8. You threaten to do bodily harm to anyone who even remotely insults the band.
  9. You threaten to do bodily harm to anyone who even says they don't like a fuel song.
  10. You bought a pair of black leather pants, purple velvet pants, or any other clothing item similar to those of the great BRETT.
  11. You shave your head and demand that everyone call you "Carl".
  12. You used lyrics from a fuel song for your yearbook quote. (I CONFESS IT!!)
  13. You can go to any fuel website and not see a picture you haven't seen before.
  14. You check your email 20 times a day just to see if Fuelweb sent an update
  15. you check the tourdates section then you check pollstar, ticketmaster, protix, and every other list of dates, just to make sure the others weren't wrong.
  16. When you met the band you wrapped your arms around (band member's name here)'s neck and had to be pryed off cause you wouldn't let go.
  17. You ask Brett for his cigarette butt when he's done, or worse yet, you pick up every cigarette butt in the area he was standing cause "one of them's gotta be his"
  18. You bleach your hair blonde and cut it short...
  19. You search every store in the mall for a shirt that say "Fashion SUcks"
  20. You watch godzilla frequently just to see the preview at the begginging for the soundtrack, cause it says fuel for like two seconds.
  21. You know the words to Sister Mary Innocent, Scar, or Solace cause you've seen it preformed so many times
  22. You name your kid after one of the guys
  23. You wait around for hours after a concert just so you can see them.
  24. You pay 30$ for an Aerosmith concert just so you could see fuel open...and spend all of Aerosmith's set waiting by the Fuel tourbus.
  25. You don't remember the color of your walls because they are no longer visible under the fuel stuff.
  26. You legally change your name to Brett Carl Kevin Jeff (your last name)
  27. People have told you that you mumble fuel lyrics in your sleep.
  28. You sit out in the sun for hours to get "Sunburn"ed.
  29. You bring home and put on display, an empty water bottle you found on the ground after their concert.
  30. You refuse to see the new star wars movie cause you heard the guys didn't like it.
  31. You are saving yourself for Brett, Jeff, Kevin, or Carl.
  32. You write the name "Robin" on it and use it for dart board practice, all the while muttering.."Kevin is MINE".
  33. You freak out whenever you see the word fuel at gas stations.
  34. You refuse to buy a car because the gauge says "gas" instead of "fuel".
  35. You went to Woodstock just cause you were hoping maybe Fuel would be added at the last second.
  36. You sing your baby sister to sleep with the lullaby: Sunburn.
  37. Shimmer is a household word in your home.
  38. When you are pissed at someone you call them "puff daddy" cause you know Brett hate's him.
  39. You move to either Pennsylvania, or Tennessee to be near somewhere they have been.
  40. you stage a sit in at your local record store, refusing to leave until they find you a copy of Porcelain.
  41. You spend ALOT of your time running a Fuel Website!
  42. Whenever you see the logo for the company Abercrombie & Fitch, you immediatly think of Jeff...
  43. You actually write "JEFF" above the word "Abercrombie" on all of your A&F Shirts.
  44. Your friends threaten to beat you severely if you ever mention anything involing Fuel around them again.
  45. Your sister, who doesn't even really like the band, has been to 5 FUEL concerts within the past 6 months.
  46. WHen people are pissed at you they insult fuel.
  47. You re-enact the shimmer video and get your friends to play the three other guys.
  48. You pierce your nose so you can be like Brett.
  49. You leave MTV or VH1 on 24/7 just in case they play a fuel video.
  50. You've seen Virgos Merlot, or Buckcherry, or Finger 11, five times each....and you don't even know any of their songs.
  51. You run out and buy all of Led Zepplin's CD's cause the fuel guys grew up listening to them
  52. You climb up on your roof and actually attempt to "walk the sky"...
  53. You put a quilt over your head and shriek to hear what a "blanket covered scream" sound's like
  54. You show your boyfriend a photo of Kevin w/ his shirt off and tell him you don't want to talk to him until he looks like that.
  55. You Disown your family, buy a bus, paint the fuel logo on the side, and follow them across the US.
  56. When they go overseas you run out and buy a rowboat.....(I DO NOT recommed this!)
  57. YOU confuse the waiters in restaurants,because everything you order has to have scallions with it, but HOLD THE ONIONS, because Brett HATES onions.
  58. You are typing on the computer at work, and all of a sudden you realize that all you have typed is FUEL FUEL FUEL FUEL FUEL FUEL FUEL FUEL FUEL
  59. You never save anything on your computer @ work because then thetop of the page would not say "Untitled"
  60. All wallpaper and screen savers on all your computers are totally fuel related.
  61. You wake up in the morning and you have "sunburn" stuck in your head from that second and all day.
  62. You often think "Oh gosh, no wonder I'm bored! I haven't looked at the pictures of me and (insert favorite fuel member name here) in about a half hour!" After looking at the pictures, you feel a pleasant sense of relief.
  63. People tell you that they think of you when they hear "Shimmer" on theradio.
  64. You try changing your screenname to "OzoneBaby"...but when you find out that someone else has that name, you instant message them and ask if they would please change their name. Soon, you find yourself in a dispute with this "OzoneBaby" person (the nerve...) over who is a bigger fuel fan.
  65. You dream about the guys quite frequently.
  66. You own multiple copies of "Sunburn"
  67. You're mad about the radio edit of "Sunburn" - what happened to Carl's amazing guitar solo?!?!
  68. You actually read this ENTIRE list!!(now THAT is obsessive!!!!)

THANX to Robin10710(#'s 57-61) and Daizy2001(#'s 62-67)

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