Ok, I am so sick to death of getting letter upon letter about how you people think you're going to marry Justin. Now, I know he's not the only one you people out there wanna marry (please don't start sending me letters about how I'm prejeduce against the rest of the guys...) BUT all I am saying is the majority of the letters pretain to how you're going to "marry Justin." So, I was thinking about it, like what are the odds, and I decided to share my thoughts on your odds of marrying your dear sweet Justy. I know I'm most likely just urging even more hate mail, but I HAVE to get this out. You people need to RECAGNIZE (thanks Kendall) and move on...

Let's really break this whole thing down: put it all into perspective...

1. Think of how many 'Nsync fans there are all over the world. Can't quit concieve how many screaming girls really do love them? Think of it this way: 7 million albums sold, and still in the top 30. Just recently played to a crowd of over 50,000, had the highest rated in-concert for the Disney channel, their European albums were already certified gold before they were even released, and their sophmore album is predicted to surpass the Backstreet Boys.

2. Ok, got all that? Now have you ever been to an 'Nsync concert? If you have you know how many SCREAMING (and I do mean screaming~you people could at least shut up during the slow songs..) girls there are. Around 10,000 at each venue. Now times that by 50 (for all 50 states.) Now that's just a rough estimate-and there are (I'm sure) way more fans in the US alone-but now let's take 90% of that considering those are Justin's fans. (sorry boys, but we have to face the music to get this done...) So you are ONE out of all of those SCREAMING girls, and that's just in the US alone.

3. Now let's look at this whole thing from Justy's perspective. (That's what his "close" fans call him, or so I've been informed...) Ok we have this boy-cute I must admit-who's a bigger teen sensation than the unreachable Nick Carter. He's cute as a button, has great clothes, a great voice, some curly ass hair, and sends all the girls into a frenzy when he takes center stage. We can't really know what Justin is thinking but I'm sure gonna speculate...

4. He has the biggest crowd following since, God forbid Elvis FRIGGIN Prestley. His average fan is lucky to be above the age of 13. (Sorry Justy fans, but let's face facts...) He's constantly surrounded by other cute as a button singers his own age (BRITNEY) and realizes that he can get any women in the US to have a "majical night" with him. So, yep, I'm sure he's gonna pick one of you guys to marry.

5. Sorry to tell you, but once a teeny bopper, always a teeny bopper. You're gonna be 50 years old and still squile at the sight of an 'Nsync picture. Ever seen a David Cassidy fan? Woah, they are still way scary... You might try to contain it, cover it up, but you will. JUSTY is not gonna want to deal with that. It's only been a year and a half since he sent all of the US female population into a frenzy and I'm sure he's already sick to death of us. 50 years down the line he's for one, not gonna give a damn, and not want to deal with it. Sure he'll do those VH1 "Behind The Music's" and "Where Are They Now?" but that will most likely be the extent of his fame.

6. Now looking at the above hard core facts, I'm sure all you JUSTY fans still have excuses. Here are some of my favorites-

~but, like, he's gonna marry one girl. Why won't it be me?

Because you are 13 years old, know every single fact about him, and can't even look at a picture of him without crying. YOU ARE NOT INTERESTED ANYMORE, YOU ARE OBSESSED. They have body guards for this sort of thing.

~but, he's like so nice, he'll wait for me.

Ok, for one thing-LIKE HE'S STILL A VIRGIN! I'm sorry to break all of your hearts but besides the fact that he is Justin Timberlake, he's an 18 year old guy. He's not a virgin. And on the subject of "being so nice.." He might be, none of us will really ever know, but you watch that boy some times. He's cocky, kind of a jerk, and only nice when he wants to be. I can see the steam rising off of your teeny bopper forhead right now. You go girl, write me that hate mail.

~but like we like the same cereal and I even have 1 shirt with baby blue on it and I like got it like before I even know he exsisted. Isen't that rad?!

Pretty "rad" I must admit. But sorry to tell you hunny, cereal and colors don't make a relationship. Plus like he gives a damn. What are you gonna say "Oh, JUSTY I like Apple Jacks and I have one shirt that's baby blue, see I have it on right now." Yeah you and every other 'Nsync fan. He'd be like "SECURITY get this GIIIIRL away." Oh, mean Justy...

~well, like, I might not marry him, but like I know I'll at least like go out with him ya know?

Yeah, and NO! The boy is going on 19 and is not interested in dating YOUNGER girls, he likes older girls now. Like above the age of 20.

~why do you have to crush a billion girls dreams? (and like I will marry him...)

Because I can dammit. I'm trying to get you guys to MOVE ON, get your own lives. You're really going to regret looking back at your teenage years and saying to your kids, "oh, I didn't date in highschool, I spent all of my time focusing on nabbing Justin Timberlake. Ralph, get me another beer. And have you fixed the wheels on the trailer yet?"

~but I like love him.

Well, love sucks and he doesn't care. Plus YOU CAN NOT LOVE SOMEONE WITHOUT MEETING THEM. Now I might say, "Oh I love Lance" occasionally, but I don't ACTUALLY BELIEVE IT. You people actually believe that you do love this guy you've never met. (And a meet n greet does NOT COUNT AS MEETING HIM)

~I'm sure if we like met he'd like me.

NO, he would not. He'd be like, um I dated Britney Spears so psshaw. And you can't even drive yet. Have you ever heard of sagetory rape (sorry, I kinda butchered the spelling on that, but I do with everything so GET OVER IT.)

~It's only an 8 year age difference. Gawd....

Holy Mother from above. Right now 8 years might as well be a MILLENIUM. When you're like 20 and he's 28 it might be OK, but right now 18 and 10 just doesn't work. Plus you never catch up, so by the time you are old enough to even consider dating him, he's been nabbed by another more mature women.

~but he's totally like my soul mate.

Because you both eat Apple Jacks and drink milk?

Ok, I've made my point. I hope that this has helped you towards inner satisfaction and healing. Go on a 12 step program, drink lots of warm milk, and take a good look at your life. Should it really revolve around a guy who says "crunk" and "no diggity?"