Justin Timberlake, Nick Carter, and Britney Spears are sitting together in a train traveling through the MidWest when the train enters a tunnel and the car goes completely dark. There's a kissing noise, and then the sound of a really loud slap. When the train comes out of the tunnel, Britney and Justin are sitting as if nothing had happened, and Nick is holding his slapped face. Nick is thinking, "Justin must have kissed Britney and she swung at him and missed, slapping me instead." Britney is thinking, "Nick must have tried to kiss me, accidentally kissed Justin, and got slapped for it." *Here's the best part* And Justin is thinking, "This is great. The next time the train goes through a tunnel, I'll make another kissing noise and hit that Nick Carter again."

"Genie In a Bottle"

Britney Spears, BSB, and *NSYNC are out walking along the beach together one day. They come across a bottle, and Christina Aguleria pops out of it. "I will give you each one wish, that's three wishes total," says the Christina. Britney says, "I am posing for the Rolling Stone Cover. I want to look like an international sex symbol on it. With a blink of Christina's eyes, 'POOF' Britney was given the body of a 23 year old porn star. BSB was amazed, so they said, "We want a city named after us. Not Orlando 'cause *NSYNC is invading our space there. Then we want a huge wall built around us, so that no one can come into our precious city." Again, with a blink of Christina's eyes, 'POOF' there was a huge wall around a Backstreet City. *NSYNC says, "We very curious. Please tell us more about this wall." Christina explains, "Well, it's about 150 feet high, 50 feet thick and nothing can get in or out." *NSYNC says, "Fill it up with water."

"BSB Fan"

A BSB fan from Orlando dies and goes to hell. (Yes, HELL) While down there the Devil notices that the fan is not suffering like the rest. He checks his gauges and sees that it's 95 degrees and about 80% humidity. So he goes over to the fan and asks why she is so happy. The fan says "I like it here. The temperature is just like rollerblading in June."

The Devil isn't happy with the fan's answer and decides to get her, so he goes over to his controls and turns up the temperature to 105 degrees and the humidity to 90%. After turning everything up he goes looking for the fan. He finds her standing around just as happy as can be. The Devil quizzes the fan again as to why she's so happy. The fan says,"This is even better. It's like waiting in line for rides at Disney World in July." The Devil, now upset, decides to really make the fan suffer.

He goes over to the controls and turns the heat up to 115 degrees and the humidity to 100%."Now lets see what the fan is up too," he says. So he goes looking for the fan. He finds her sitting on the floor even happier than before. The Devil can't figure it out. He asks the fan why she's so happy now. The fan replies, "This is great, it's just like sunbathing in near the swamp with my friends in August." The Devil says "That's it, I'll get this fan." He goes over and turns the temperature down to a freezing 10 degrees below zero. Within a matter of minutes, the pools of molten brimstone begin to ice over.

"Let's see what the fan has to say about this," thinks the Devil to himself. The Devil looks around and finds the fan jumping up and down for joy and yelling... "BSB WON A GRAMMY!!!!"