Forum Index | skullmonkey 1/8/00 10:53 PM Re: ***A Final Goodbye*** somehow i get the feeling that people never REALLY leave this board, they say they're leaving but they always come back to post another one ..... is this some kinda fuelies CULT that i just joined? :P - Mikey Jenbug 1/8/00 11:28 PM Re: ***A Final Goodbye*** Yes, you've discovered our secret... it's a cult... we rape goats and sacrifice platupi (sp?) every full moon... we also train monkeys to play instruments and create Fuel cover bands so our withdrawals are less intense... haven't been able to find a monkey that can sing like Brett quite yet though... has anyone else? So, Mikey, are you interested in becoming a member? "All that's left to show are memories now but I can truly say I was king for a day." FuelFan4Life 1/8/00 11:32 PM Re: ***A Final Goodbye*** JEN!!! my monkey died. I found him dead from hanging himself. He wrote a letter. it said " I hate it when i dont sing like Brett. he will always be better than me. The Brett wanna be, Brother Monkey Innocent" ~*The Other Sarah*~ "But when you fail me you will know i am there" A&D~STJ skullmonkey 1/8/00 11:33 PM Re: ***A Final Goodbye*** YES YES YES! but only on one condition ..... can i be the drummer monkey? - Mikey Jenbug 1/8/00 11:36 PM Re: ***A Final Goodbye*** Your monkey can write??? And in English??? My singer monkey only screaches, but every once in awhile he tosses his guitar, smokes a cigarette, and tells off his imaginary people in the imaginary mosh pit for punching someone else... of course it all in monkey talk, but the hand gestures pretty much speak for themselves! So sorry about your monkey, he was a talented one... "All that's left to show are memories now but I can truly say I was king for a day." skullmonkey 1/8/00 11:44 PM Re: ***A Final Goodbye*** wow brother monkey innocent .... what a great name, wish i'd thought of that when i was picking out a screen name. so so so .. do i get to be the drummer monkey? i'll call myself Monkey Miller. ok i better head off, not gonna be late for work this time - Mikey Jenbug 1/8/00 11:50 PM Re: ***A Final Goodbye*** Actually, we all get our own sets of monkeys... "All that's left to show are memories now but I can truly say I was king for a day." skullmonkey 1/8/00 11:57 PM Re: ***A Final Goodbye*** oh well one more minute of posting won't hurt :P so, anybody missing a drummer monkey in their set of 4? Monkey Miller at ur service ok REALLY heading off to work now :P - Mikey Jenbug 1/9/00 00:01 AM Re: ***A Final Goodbye*** I'm trying to make you late... talented monkey that can type and holds down a job... are you sure you don't want to sing, Sarah needs a lead singer monkey!! "All that's left to show are memories now but I can truly say I was king for a day." skullmonkey 1/9/00 00:16 AM Re: ***A Final Goodbye*** hmmmm i must say, it's a tempting offer jen, but i dunno if i'll be able to stand all the attention a lead Fuel monkey gets. do i have to wear tight leather pants, i dunno if that's really me, what about the eyeliner and nail polish, is that supplied or do i have to buy that myself. anyways, Monkey Miller sounds better than Monkey Scallions dontcha reckon? ok ... maybe i should just stop reloading this page and going 'ohhh look! another new post! goodie!' then i'll be able to get to work!!!! ENOUGH MIKEY! ENOUGH!!!!!!!!! - Mikey Shimmergrl 1/9/00 03:50 AM Re: ***A Final Goodbye*** LOL yall are great! (at least its stopped the fighting.) AND MONKEYS RULE!! heh...brother monkey innocent...thats great... Shimmergrl FuelFan4Life 1/9/00 09:54 AM Re: ***A Final Goodbye*** Hehehe....thanks. I thought that was perty creative of myself. GOD THESES GOOD MOODS ROCK!!!! And another GREAT day on the way. PLUS, I can see Matt tomorrow. Oh, i went to the store and got myself a new Monkey. His name is Sunday Monkey. So ill train him to write english and sing like Brett. :) ~*The Other Sarah*~ "But when you fail me you will know i am there" A&D~STJ FuelFan4Life 1/9/00 9:16 PM Re: ***A Final Goodbye*** I agree with Rotten. Ive come here for advice, and have recieved more than that. Also, I have made some very nice friends, in which i care for, and love, very much. They help me with day-to-day things in life, and i appreciate it. Sunday Monkey can now sing Shimmer :) ~*The Other Sarah*~ "But when you fail me you will know i am there" A&D~STJ skullmonkey 1/9/00 11:43 PM Re: ***A Final Goodbye*** hey sarah, do ya need a spare monkey? how does OzoneMonkey sound? gee i really wish i'd thought of these screen names before :P - Mikey Jenbug 1/9/00 11:56 PM Re: ***A Final Goodbye*** Ya know, I might be in the need of a new monkey soon... my drummer monkey is bullying all the other fuelie monkeys... punching them in the genitals and such... he bites their tails... and I think that he convinced the guitarist monkey that it would be really cool if they reinacted the accident Carl and Brett had when Carl hit Brett in the mouth with his guitar... except Carl did it by accident... my guitarist monkey THREW his guitar at singer monkey... as drummer monkey rolled on the floor laughing... of course none of them speak English so I couldn't get a story out of them... the guitarist just kept pointing at the drummer and going "EE ah me ma ma mo" Does anyone speak monkey? I think the singer may be going on strike as result of this incident... poor bassist monkey has no clue as to what's going on so he's just been sitting around sucking on his toes... poor dear, he's so confused... but I definitely think a new drummer monkey might settle this... hey, is this why Kevin became drummer? Hmmmmm... maybe this is just monkey see, monkey do... "All that's left to show are memories now but I can truly say I was king for a day." katshimmers 1/9/00 11:56 PM Re: ***A Final Goodbye*** so, guys, when do we get to see these monkey's perform?? kat Kalien 1/10/00 01:22 AM Re: ***A Final Goodbye*** thats what i was thinking after reading all that monkey stuff kat, hey jen can my monkey be a roadie???? I would love to be one fer the real fuel, but hey at least i can live through my monkey!!!!! and by the way, i think my german shepard doggie speaks a bit of monkey, he took a few classes, he doesn't speak it very fluently but he can translate okay....now all we need is a doggy translator.... Kalien "I TELL MYSELF I AM IMMUNE AS ALL MY DIGNITY IS...STRIPPED AWAY" -fuel Jenbug 1/10/00 01:35 AM Re: ***A Final Goodbye*** Sure, we can use a roadie! I think that "EE ah me ma ma mo" means "He made me do it." drummer monkey probably threatened some kind of physical harm... damn thing's a sadist, I swear... and bring your dog too... maybe we can find someone who's fluent in doggie somewhere... "All that's left to show are memories now but I can truly say I was king for a day." bigdog 1/10/00 02:10 AM Re: ***A Final Goodbye*** i was trying not to pay any attention to this monkey talk 'cause it was really confusing the heck out of me,am a go read from the top see if i can figure it out,oh an now a dog is involve!! how appropiate!! I am the underdog and I will overcome!! katshimmers 1/10/00 02:55 AM Re: ***A Final Goodbye*** kalien! ya!!! very kewl. man, im really keen to see this show by these monkeys and dogs. i wanna be a roadie too. hey do you think they could open for fuel??? kat FuelFan4Life 1/10/00 5:28 PM Re: ***A Final Goodbye*** The monkeys are doing well today. They practiced while i was at skool. They can play Untitled, Bittersweet, shimmer, JOAG and Sunburn. Sunday Monkey is really a great singer. Hes letting me bleach his hair on saturday, and Monkey Bell will let me shave his head, along with Monkey Abercrombie. Kevin Monkey can really play well. I got him a new drum set and hes really good. They dont need their cages or diapers anymore. I doo need a few roadies fer em! ~*The Other Sarah*~ "But when you fail me you will know i am there" A&D~STJ Brett'sBride 1/10/00 7:19 PM Re: ***A Final Goodbye*** SHIT!! you guys crack me to tears, i sat there reading it all!! F++k yeah!!! It's all good, it's all good. I went to the monkey adoption centre, but most of the monkey's had been sent to the monkey asylum for a reason X. SO i went to the asylum and they said they suffered from reason X which is whne, see monkey's copy each other and they all went psycho cos they all wanted to be brett, carl, jeff and kev and had a huge bash up. They are still taking therapy and injections up the ass to help them realise that not everyone can be a part of fuel. Which one of the Fuel freaks should i choose, at least i can realate to them...lol. I don't know whether this is just by coincidence[spelling??] but, one of the major freaks, jsut wanted to be all of the guys' g/f...and guess what her name was....cat...shit...freaky, eh! Is someone trying to tell me something?? Peace, Love & FUEL :)cat Harry Buttocks 1/10/00 10:25 PM Re: ***A Final Goodbye*** a true story about monkeys: my friend amy knew these people that had a pet monkey and he was out in their backyard and they had one of those things that you pitch balls at for practice, it's like a big square made of orange tubing and has netting on it, you know, kind of looks like a goal thing, but anyway the monkey was climbing on it and must have gotten tangled in it and strangled himself, because when amy's friends found him, he was dead and caught in the netting. And the birds were eating him. Not a good way to find a beloved pet. ewwww. katshimmers 1/10/00 11:38 PM Re: ***A Final Goodbye*** oh my god. thats soo sad. kat Jenbug 1/10/00 11:41 PM Re: ***A Final Goodbye*** Harry Buttocks... are you a monkey? Or, more importantly, are you a pro-birth control stripper? Because one got sent to me today, gold thong and all..., that has probably made me celibate for the next ten years, because that's how long it's going to take me to get the image of that large, very large, hairy, very very hairy, man gyrating around my living room... "All that's left to show are memories now but I can truly say, I was king for a day." FuelFan4Life 1/11/00 4:46 PM Re: ***A Final Goodbye*** HARRY! OMG! that sux some buttox (no pun intended..hah). Poor monkey...aww... MY monkeys are fine. I still need a manager. ANY OFFERS?! ~*The Other Sarah*~ "But when you fail me you will know i am there" A&D~STJ skullmonkey 1/12/00 03:08 AM Re: ***A Final Goodbye*** hey i'm still not in a monkey band yet!!! grrrrr :P - Mikey Jenbug 1/12/00 12:56 PM Re: ***A Final Goodbye*** Mikey - you can be in mine, I need a new drummer before I can kick out my evil older one. "All that's left to show are memories now but I can truly say, I was king for a day." FuelFan4Life 1/12/00 3:53 PM Re: ***A Final Goodbye*** Hahaha...i say we join our monkies, and go on tour. :) ~*The Other Sarah*~ "But when you fail me you will know i am there" A&D~STJ Brett'sBride 1/12/00 9:34 PM Re: ***A Final Goodbye*** That would be hella cool. We should have a mass monkey get together...although, I'm worried that it might break out into a fight, and soon enough, our monkeys will be taking therapy and injections up the ass also...poor little buggers. :( Im'm still having trouble with the institute. they think i show to much similarity to the monkey cat that we might get on sooo well, i'll turn into a monkey and require therapy [oh, and my human therapist is still searching for his runaway patient-me. I told him that if he wanted me to talk he had to bring in Brett, but would he listen...noooo!]. Yes well good luck with your monkeys, I will be happy to be a manager for anyone. I have high qualifications. If you would like my resume or further details, plz contact me on the work accout: catty@kornfreak.com during buisness hours. Peace, love, Fuel & Our Monkeys :)cat Jenbug 1/12/00 9:39 PM Re: ***A Final Goodbye*** LOL! "All that's left to show are memories now but I can truly say, I was king for a day." skullmonkey 1/13/00 00:18 AM Re: ***A Final Goodbye*** jenbug i would absoposilutely love to be the Monkey Miller of ur Monkey band, and i promise i'll be good cos i don't want therapy and injections up me ass like the other monkies in the institute anymore :P - Mikey Jenbug 1/13/00 00:21 AM Re: ***A Final Goodbye*** Well, great!! now the tough part is going to tell my evil monkey drummer that he's been replaced "All that's left to show are memories now but I can truly say, I was king for a day." Jenbug 1/13/00 1:02 PM Re: ***A Final Goodbye*** Well, this has been surely interesting... I broke the news to the drummer monkey today. Well, first I pulled the other monkeys aside to tell them what was going on first, they have a right to know... and singer monkey busts out with "THANK YOU!! We can't stand that mean little bastard!" Which left me totally in shock... my monkeys can speak English?? Oh, they can... and it was drummer monkey who was behind the whole speaking only in monkey deal... of course... he was threatening the others with setting their fur on fire if they spoke English... what a sick twisted one. Well, bassist monkey knew how violent drummer might get, so he suggested we waited until he was asleep and just take him to the mental hospital where Cat's monkeys are and have them put him in a padded room. We all agreed that was a good idea, and when the drummer monkey was asleep, we bundled him up inside of his sheet and threw him in my car. Of course he woke up and started struggling so the guitarist and the bassist sat on him... then the singer started poking him with a stick. I made the singer stop... he was making the drummer squeal really loudly, and I have a small car, it made my ears hurt. Finally we got to the hospital, where they sedated evil drummer monkey and put him in the padded cell. Cat, please check in on him every once in awhile, make sure he's not starting too much trouble, okay? So now my three piece monkey band is eagerly awaiting the arrival of the new Monkey Miller. "All that's left to show are memories now but I can truly say, I was king for a day." FuelFan4Life 1/13/00 3:54 PM Re: ***A Final Goodbye*** NNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Sister Monkey innocent, Monkey Bell and Monkey Miller (my monkey miller) all came down with the EBONICS virus...not to be mistaken for Ebola...but EBONICS...they all are like .."she rings me frum da tele dawg...just when i was a dawg in the house...and all dat she be..." and AHH! they are all going to die soon. When ebonics takes over, they speak all in ebonics until a 24 hour period is over, then they all die.... So now ive got Monkey Abercrombie left...i hope he wont die.. I have only 6 hours left with the 3...:( ~*The Other Sarah*~ "But when you fail me you will know i am there" A&D~STJ