>Alabama: At Least We're not Mississippi
>Alaska: 11,623 Eskimos Can't be Wrong!
>Arizona: But It's a Dry Heat
>Arkansas: Litterasy Ain't Everything
>California: As Seen on TV
>Colorado: If You Don't Ski, Don't Bother
>Connecticut: Like Massachusetts, Only Dirtier and With Less Character
>Delaware: We Really Do Like the Chemicals in our Water
>Florida: Ask Us About Our Grandkids
>Georgia: We Put the "Fun" in Fundamentalist Extremism
>Hawaii: Haka Tiki Mou Sha'ami Leeki Toru
>(Death to Mainland Scum, But Leave Your Money)
>Idaho: More Than Just Potatoes. Well Okay, Maybe Not,
>But The Potatoes Sure Are Real Good.
>Illinois: Please Don't Pronounce the "S"
>Indiana: 2 Billion Years Tidal Wave Free
>Iowa: We Do Amazing Things With Corn
>Kansas: First Of The Rectangle States
>Kentucky: Five Million People; Fifteen Last Names
>Louisiana: We're Not All Drunk Cajun Wackos,
>But That's Our Tourism Campaign.
>Maine: We're Really Cold, But We Have Cheap Lobster
>Maryland: A Thinking Man's Delaware
>Massachusetts: Our Taxes Are Lower Than Sweden's (For Most Tax
Brackets)
>Michigan: First Line of Defense From the Canadians
>Minnesota: "10,000 Lakes and 10,000,000 Mosquitoes
"
>Mississippi: Come Feel Better About Your Own State
>Missouri: Your Federal Flood Relief Tax Dollars at Work
>Montana: Land of the Big Sky, the Unabomber, Right-Wing Crazies,
>and Very Little Else
>Nebraska: Ask About Our State Motto Contest
>Nevada: Whores and Poker!
>New Hampshire: Go Away and Leave Us Alone
>New Jersey: You Want a ##$%##! Motto?
>I Got Yer ##$%##! Motto Right Here!
>New Mexico: Lizards Make Excellent Pets
>New York: You Have the Right to Remain Silent,
>You Have the Right to an Attorney...
>North Carolina: Tobacco is a Vegetable!
>North Dakota: We Really are One of the 50 States!
>Ohio: We Wish We Were In Michigan
>Oklahoma: Like the Play, only No Singing
>Oregon: Spotted Owl... It's What's For Dinner
>Pennsylvania: Cook With Coal
>Rhode Island: We're Not REALLY An Island
>South Carolina: Remember the Civil War? We Didn't Actually Surrender
>South Dakota: Closer Than North Dakota
>Tennessee: The Educashun State
>Texas: Si, Hablo Ingles (Yes, I speak English)
>Utah: Our Jesus Is Better Than Your Jesus
>Vermont: Yep.
>Virginia: Who Says Government Stiffs and Slackjaw Yokels Don't Mix?
>Washington: Help! We're Overrun By Nerds and Slackers!
>Washington, DC: Wanna Be Mayor?
>West Virginia: One Big Happy Family-Really!
>Wisconsin: Come Cut Our Cheese
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