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These are just a few sayings that have been found my way they are really funny. New ponderings will be marked with a 
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Why do they steralise lethal injections?
Why are there Braille signs on drive-up ATM's?
If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?
How can there be self-help groups?
Are there seeing eye humans for blind dogs?
If knees were backwards, what would chairs look like?
Why does your nose run, and your feet smell?
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Science
What is the speed of dark?
When you're sending someone styrofoam, what do you pack it in?
After eating, do amphibians have to wait one hour before getting out
of the water?
If a cow laughed, would milk come out her nose?
If buttered toast always lands butter side down and a cat always lands on its feet, what would happen if you tied a piece of buttered toast to the back of a cat and dropped it?
You know how most packages say "Open here." What is the protocol if the package says, "Open somewhere else?"
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Animals
Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?
If white wine goes with fish, do white grapes go with sushi?
When your pet bird sees you reading the newspaper, does he wonder why you're just sitting there, staring at carpeting?
Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?
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Food
Beauty is in the eyes of teh beer holder.
If an orange is orange, why isn't a lime called a green or a lemon called a yellow?
If olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from?
What happened to the first 6 "ups"?
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Language
Wouldn't it be great if there as an "edit undo" button in life?
Why do we Drive on Parkways and Park on Driveways?
If women wear a pair of pants, a pair of glasses, and a pair of earrings, why don't they wear a pair of bras?
What is a "free" gift? Aren't all gifts free?
What's another word for synonym?
Why is it that when you transport something by car, its called a shipment, but when you transport something by ship, its called cargo?
Why do we play in recitals and recite in plays?
Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds?
Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?
Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?
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General
No one is ever totally useless. They can always serve as a bad example.
What's the difference between ignorance and apathy? I don't know and I don't care.
Do you need a scilencer to kill a mime?
If a tree falls down in the forest and hits a mime does anybody care?
How come you never hear about gruntled employees?
When sign makers go on strike, what is written on their picket signs?
Where do forest rangers go to "get away from it all"?
Why are builders afraid to have a 13th floor but book publishers aren't afraid to have a Chapter 11?
Why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor when you can't drink and drive?
Why are cigarettes sold in gas stations when smoking is prohibited
there?
Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii?
Where are Preparations A through G?
Why are there floatation devices under plane seats instead of parachutes?
How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work?
If 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why are there locks on the doors?
You know that little indestructible black box that is used on planes, why can't they make the whole plane out of the same substance?
Why is it that when you are driving and looking for an address, you turn the radio down?
What does Geranimo say when he jumps out of a plane?
If fire fighters fight fire, and crime fighters fight crime, what do freedom fighters fight?
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