Beer
Gone to drink some. Report back later.
Beer is Shit!!! When you drink Beer you need the toilet lots and lots and lots all night. This makes doing anything difficult as you keep having to stop to urinate. The second effect is that it is guaranteed to be spilt all over you and all surrounding people and objects. Then comes beers main effect. You get absolutely mind numbingly pissed. THIS IS VERY BAD!! you are not more sociable when you are pissed. You are an arse when you are pissed! you will piss everyone off and then forget why and not know why everyone hates you. You may get into a fight and get hurt or even worse hurt someone else! When you are pissed you are annoying! On occasion while you are pissed, you will realise that you are pissed and suddenly have an overwhelming desire to be sober. This is the worst state of being in the whole wide ever. You then have the morning. Everyone has had a hangover so Theres no need to explain that bit. I have a hangover now, you may have guessed.
Email: russell.a.carlton@student.shu.ac.uk
