"Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die."
"Murdered by pirates is good."
"I hired you to help me start a war. It's a prestigous line of work, with a long and glorious tradition."
"Are you sure nobody's following us?"
"That would be inconceivable...Just out of curiosity, why do you ask?"
"No reason. Only, I just happened to look behind us and something is there."
"Probably some local fisherman out for a pleasure cruise at night through...eel infested waters..."
"He's climbing the rope. And he's gaining on us."
"Inconceivable."
"He didn't fall?! Inconceivable."
"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means."
"You be careful. People in masks cannot be trusted."
"You seem a decent fellow. I hate to kill you."
"You seem a decent fellow. I hate to die."
"You are using Bonetti's defense against me, huh?"
"I thought it fitting, considering the rocky terrain."
"Naturally. You must expect me to attack with Cappo Fairro."
"Naturally. But I find that Tibault cancels out Cappo Fairro. Don't you?"
"Unless his enemy has studied his A'Grippa. Which I have."
"No more rhymes now, I mean it."
"Anybody want a peanut?"
"Give us the gate key."
"I have no gate key."
"Fezzik, rip his arms off."
"Oh, you mean THIS gate key?"
"I admit it. You are better than I am."
"Then why are you smiling?"
"Because I know something you don't know."
"And what is that?"
"I am not left handed."
"There's something I ought to tell you."
"Tell me."
"I am not left handed either."
"Who are you?"
"No one of consequence."
"I must know."
"Get used to disappointment."
"Okay."
"I do not envy you the headache you will have when you awake. But in the meantime, rest well, and dream of large women."
"You are trying to kidnap what I have rightfully stolen."
"You fell victim to one of the classic blunders. The most famous is never get involved in a land war in Asia. But only slightly less well known is this: Never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line."
"You killed my love."
"It's possible. I kill a lot of people."
"Life is pain, Highness. Anyone who says differently is selling something."
"We'll never survive."
"Nonesense, You're only saying that because no one ever has."
"Fezzik, jog his memory."
"I am sorry Inigo, I did not mean to jog him so hard."
"Have fun storming the castle."
"Think it'll work?"
"It would take a miracle."
"Your friend is just mostly dead. There's a big difference between mostly dead and all dead. With all dead, there's usually only one thing you can do. Go through their clothes and look for loose change."
"Why won't my arms work?"
"You've been mostly dead all day."
"This is true love, do you think this happens everyday?"
"You weren't hired for your brains, you hippapotanic land mass."
"Death cannot stop true love. All it can do it delay it for a while."
"Hold it, hold it! What is this? Are you trying to trick me? Where's the sports? Is this a kissing-book???"
"I donna suppose you coulda speed things up??"
"If you're in such a hurry, you could lower a rope or a tree branch or find something useful to do."
"I could do that. I have some rope up here, but I do not think you would accept my help, since I am only
only waiting around to kill you."
"That does put a damper on our relationship."
"I do not mean to pry, but you don't by any chance happen to have six fingers on your right hand?"
"Do you always begin conversations this way?"
