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Hmmm..greetings young grasshopper and welcome to the humble abode of Lei Wu Chang..as you slowly read this and pay attention to every word I've typed, let us all bow down to the great king of the 5th dimension! Ummm..lalalala..ummmm..lalala..great god of the 5th dimension..ummmm..we bring you good praises and these humble gifts..ummmmm...lalalala..

Okay..my friend, we are both done with our praises..Now, a lil' more info about me..I am the son of Kung Wi Chang..I battle the evil Kuronaree Warriors of Banghapo..and, it is of my greatest pleasure to spray you with the blessings of the Lao Ti (the supreme god of war)..our kingdom is a very rich and prosperous kingdom..we have won so many battles and have been through so many hardships..but, as always..we prevail..haha..NO DOUBT MAN..NO DOUBT!!


The Tale of the Wandering Eyes

Many years ago..while the great city of Nanotek was being fought over between the Yurikians and the Cyclopsians, a great famine has taken over. Both sides had to stop fighting momentarily. They searched and searched for food. They searched until their eyes grew old and tired. Alas, blindness and starvation was of major concern! There was no solution..until one day, when a starving Yurikian and a Cyclopsian (how ironic, they both can see..hmmmm) met each other on the road..they fought and fought..none was giving way to the other..they both seemed equally matched, and as they both died on the ground-the Yurikian's right eye and the Cyclopsian's left eye CRAWLED OUT OF THEIR BLOODY EYE SOCKETS and united on the ground!! The eyes flew up and out of nowhere a strange face appeared and said, "Behold! I am the Eyes of Peace! Let my eyes fly and look through the undergarments of all the females..I shall choose the best one to sacrifice!In doing this, I shall search far and wide for food." And, so the Yurikians and the Cyclopsians brought all their females together and the Eyes of Peace saw them all naked. To this day, it is unknown who became the sacrifice; in fact, it is still unknown whether or not the eyes have found one. It still could be searching, don't be surprised to if you find eyes flying around. Just remember to undress yourself so it won't have to fly inside of you. (the wandering eyes are called the Eyes of Peace because the Cyclopsians and Yurikians never fought a single battle after dat)


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Name: Lei Wu Chang

Age:Well..I have lost count since that battle with Kung Lao..that battle took up like 30 episodes just to throw the first offensive(maybe even more than the battle between Kakarott and King Freeza!!)...hmmmmm..I'm guessin' 50,000 years old..

Screen Names: DaSupremeAzn and YieId2This

Shotouts: I am humble enough to give a warm congratulations to my comrades!! Well, my friends, we've been through a lot facing the evil dynasty...let us all pray once again..ummmmmmm..lalalala.....great god of the 5th dimension..ummmmm..lalalala..ok..I'm done (I'm sorry but I can't stop praying for he has given us the will to finish this battle)..well, on with the roll call: Franboyant, SoljaRTT, AzinMack17, JenTRUPIMP, AZN GIBBY, Yujah1583, BGyRLpNay, FilaRicanBoy, BlueAznBoo, DEMONRAYN, PrEtTyfLyPnAy, Danace506, Pekkleamp, Chuva18babe, and whoever else I forgot.

What this page is about: This page contains stuff I felt like putting on. It's really stupid and it makes totally no sense..haha..EVERYTHING you see here is really dumb!!This was formally about music and shit like that, but now, obviously, its not. So, if your cool sign the guestbook. If you're a loser, don't sign it. Stupid ass..hahaha.

Links: Franboyant's Page, SouljaRTT's Page, BGyrlPnay's Page, AzinMack17's Page, AsianAvenue, GameFAQS, PlasticMan's Emulation Zone (a place to find a lot of ROMS), Napster, WinAmp..more links coming soon..

Stuff I felt like putting: Hey punk, if you got to this page either you typed "rap music" or some other shit on a search engine (due to the fact that this webpage used to contain music stuff, but now it has been hacked by me and I erased all that crap..hahaha), this page was emailed to you by yours truly, you clicked on some person's link, or you just got really lucky. This page is available to the public and is best viewed using Internet Explorer (cuz I said so..bitch), please click here to view the terms of this webpage.

A Special Dedication the my princess: Oh..Lady Kyra..your beauty truly amazes me..but, tis not your beauty that I seek..for it is how you make me feel inside..whenever I'm around you, I instantly..almost magically..feel something..something so hard to describe in words..the little things you do that keeps me happy-you know not what you do..and, neither do I, but, I guess it's just your warm smile and your presence that brightens up my day..this page..this very page right here..itz all 4 u man! U understand..hehe..I'm a thrilla' but I'm still a gorilla!!


The Ancient School of Chang: My colleague, in this section, you will find the many secrets fighting arts of the Chang dynasty. The 3 basic Pawlin "dynamo moves", how to pray for luck before battle, the DRASTIC CALL OF THE DRAGON, and many, many more..


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