Venus News: (This May Just Be The Final Frontier.)

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THE NEWS, HELLOS AND OPENING COMMENTS.

1. First off everyone, NOTICE THE NEW MYSTERY WORD! Dig out that dictionary. I'D LIKE TO BRING YOUR ATTENTION TO A FEW NEW THINGS. THE SPECIAL PICTURE OF ME ON THE PERSONALS PAGE HAS BEEN REPLACED, SO STOP TELLING ME I HAVE AN IMAGE FAILURE. (GUESS THE PICTURE GAVE JOSHUA THE CREEPS.) PLEASE GO AHEAD AND EXPLORE THE NEW HAMLET LINKS IF YOU'RE INTERESTED. THIS IS ENTIRELY NEW AND A BIT SLOPPY, SO EXCUSE THE DUST. (CAUTION: SLIPPERY WHEN WET.)

And I'm sure you'll all be pleased to know that the BLAH page has been updated...and I finally got rid of that old, stinking CD review everyone kept complaining about. Are you HAPPY?!

Go see it.

2. AN IMPORTANT NOTE ABOUT THE SLIMEBALL, MIKE9. Due to circumstances not worth mentioning, there is reason to believe that MIKE9's email is defunct...or he just ignores it completely. If any of you have gotten a mailer-daemon regurgitation, please let me know. If that address doesnt work anymore, I'd like to replace that entire page with better stuff. If you havent mailed MIKE9 yet, go ahead and test it. Send a blank email or something. Anything. (I can't email him myself.)

3. For those of you who hate LOADING TIME, do yourselves a favor and BOOKMARK this site. Cut down loading time and get to the utopia in the blink of an eye.

4. To those who helped me get my counter back up by hitting mindlessly for hours at a time. (Namely, me.) THANKS.

Let's get on with it, shall we??

HELLO TO:

...FIRST AND FOREMOST I'D LIKE TO ACKNOWLEDGE THE FACT THAT I'M SO ENTHRALLED WITH MY WONDERFUL, HANDSOME, TALENTED, FUNNY,CUBAN, LOVABLE BOYFRIEND JOSHUA HERNANDEZ THAT I HAVE TO SAY HELLO TO HIM FIRST. GOT IT? HE'S FIRST ON THE LIST, IF YOU HAVEN'T NOTICED. PLUS I'M USING CAPS,COLOR AND A WHOLE SEPARATE PARAGRAPH. THIS ALL CAME FROM HIS WHINING ABOUT THE FACT THAT HIS NAME WAS FOURTH ON THE HELLO LIST. MAY I ALSO MENTION THAT THE WORTH OF YOUR EXISTENCE IS NOT INDICATED BY YOUR NAME'S POSITION ON MY DUMB "HELLO LIST"???

(Oh, Joshua, you know I love you. :-) You'd better, anyway.) I LOVE YOU ALL, OF COURSE.

Right. Hello to: Uncle Steve, Aunt Mary-Anne, Buffi, Roth, Kyle, Amy, Dawn, Abby, Thea, Cara, Brad, Emily, Jennifer, Skippy, Alan, Chris, Doug, Don, Jason, Juanita, Christina, Joey, Erin, Nana A, Grandpa Dave, Lara, Uncle Dave, Aunt R and all the others! If I am forgetting anyone please contact me. (I'm sure it was just an oversight.) E-MAIL me at Pianogirl8@lycos.com. Thanks.

Keep your eye on my page. There'll be great things happening here soon. Thanks for hitting.

HAHAHA!!! I'm SNEAKY! I deleted that blasted AD BANNER for SPREE.COM that Angelfire snuck into my page! (As if I wouldn't notice the extremely long chain of HTML disrupting my text block!) HAHAHAHAHA!!! DON'T LET THEM TAKE ADVANTAGE OF OUR BASIC EDITING RESTRICTIONS! DON'T LET THEM TAKE ADVANTAGE OF OUR WEB SPACE EVEN IF IT IS FREE! STAND YOUR GROUND!

Okay. I have no other universally important things to go on and on about, so go forth.

WEIRD WORD ALERT!!! I've asked everyone to try to define this odd word, email me as soon as possible if any info is found. THE WEIRD WORD FOR WHICH NO ONE SO FAR HAS FOUND A DEFINITION IS "NYSTAGMUS"

YOU ARE INVITED.

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