Below is a top ten list from David Letterman

Top Ten Lists from LATE SHOW with DAVID LETTERMAN

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As presented on the 1/17/95 broadcast of LATE SHOW with DAVID LETTERMAN

"Dallas Cowboy Excuses"

10. Afraid to play in the Super Bowl against anyone but the Bills

9. Distracted by the delicious smell of barbecue coming from John Madden's announer's booth

8. Trying to make one of Marv Albert's blooper reels

7. Our friends on New York Jets convinced us: "Winning's no big deal."

6. Worried sick about Letterman botching the Academy Awards

5. Those big guys on the other team kept tring to knock us down

4. Who needs all the pressure of a Super Bowl?

3. Felt weird after eating bloody clams

2. What a time to notice- them cheerleader outfits is skimpy!

1. They just flat out STINK!

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