CONFUCIUS SAY:

- Man who run behind car get exhausted.
- Man who run in front of car get tired.
- passionate kiss like spider web - soon lead to undoing of fly.
- Foolish man give wife grand piano. Wise man give wife upright organ.
- Man who do business in whore house get jerked around.
- Panties not best thing on earth, but next to it.
- War not determine who right. War determine who left.
- It take many nail to build crib, but one screw to fill it.
- Man who drive like hell, bound to get there.
- Man who live in glass house should change in basement.
- Boy who go to bed with sexual problem wake up with solution in hand.