Sounds
Tatum-Oh you wanna play psycho killer (killer shakes head) can I be the helpless victim??? Ok let's see..no
please don't kill me Mr. Ghostface...I wanna be in the sequel.
Mr.Ghostface
Stuart-You see Sid everybody dies but us everybody dies but us we're gonna carry on and plan the sequel cause
let's face it baby these days..ya gotta have a sequel.
Sequel
Sidney-Why are they doing this??
Stuart-Are you kidding me look at this place it's like christmas.
Tatum-Stupidity Leak.(HITS STU ON THE HEAD WITH A LOLLIPOP 3 OR 4 TIMES)
Christmas
Sidney-How do you gut someone??
Stuart-You take a knife...and you slit em' from groin to sternum.
Billy-Hey...it's called tact you fuckrag.
Knife
Stuart-She's getting mad alright...better liver alone...hahahaha...LIVER ALONE....haha..hahahahaha...(gets punched
in the arm by Billy) ow...liver liver..liv it was a joke.
Joke
Stuart-Did you really call the police??
Sidney-You bet your sorry ass I did.
Stuart-(Starts to cry) My mom and Dad are gonna be so mad at me.
Mad at me
The Killer-Are you alone in the house??
Sidney-Randy that's so unoriginal I'm dissapointed in you.
The Killer-Maybe that's because I'm not Randy
(an 8 second pause)
Sidney-So...who are you??
The Killer-The question isn't who am I the question is...where am I??
Phone
Randy-Stu's flipped out...he's gone mad...
Billy-We all go a little mad sometimes.
(points gun at Randy)
Sidney-No Billy.
Randy-Oh fuck...(shoots gun) oooooohhhh....(crashes on floor) awwwww...
Billy-Anthony Perkins,Psycho.
Perkins
Billy: Don't forget. Stay to the side and don't go too deep.
Stu: Okay, I'll remember.
Billy: Ahhh fuck, fuck, goddamn it Stu!
Stu: I'm sorry Billy, I guess I got a little too zealous huh?
Billy: Give me the knife.
Stu: No.
Billy: Give me the knife...NOW!
Zealous
Tatum: God I loved it. I'll send you
a copy. BAM! Bitch went down. I'll send you a copy. BAM! Sid, superbitch!
You are so cool.
Bitch
Billy: Sid don't you blame the movies.
Movies don't create psychos. Movie make psychos more creative!
Stu: Stop it Billy would ya all right?
I can't take anymore. I'm feeling a little woozy here!
Psycho
Casey: I swear....He's big and he plays
football, and he'll kick the shit out of you!!!
Killer: I'm getting scared.
Football
Casey: Listen, I am 2 seconds away from
calling the police.
Killer: They'd never make it in time.
We're out in the middle of nowhere.
Casey: What do you want?
Killer: To see what your insides look
like.
Middle of nowhere
Randy: Now that Billy tried to mutilate
her.....do you think Sid would go out with me?
Stu: "AHAHA....no I don't at
all...no."
Mutilate
Killer: You never told me your name.
Casey: Why do you wanna know my name?
Killer: Cause I wanna know who I'm looking at.
Name
Stu: Hello?
Sid: Oh, Stu, Stu, Stu what's your motive? Billy's got one, the police are on their way, what are you gonna tell them?
Stu: Peer pressure. I'm far too sensitive.
Pressure
Randy: You're such a little lapdog. He's got killer printed all over his forehead!
Stu: Really? Then why'd the cops let him go smart guy?
Smart guy
Killer: Guess.
Casey: Ummm...Nightmare on Elm Street!
Killer: Is that the one where the guy
had knives for fingers?
Casey: Yeah Freddy Krueger.
Killer: Freddy, that's right, I liked that movie it was scary.
Casey: Well, the first was, but the rest sucked.
Freddy
Randy: There's a formula to it....A
VERY SIMPLE FORMULA!!! EVERYBODY'S A SUSPECT!!
Suspect
Billy: Find her you dipshit get up!
Stu: I can't Billy, you cut me too deep. I think I'm dying here man.
Dying here
Sid: Stu, didn't you use to date Casey?
Stu: Yeah for like 2 seconds.
Randy: Before she dumped you for Steve?
Tatum: I thought you dumped her for me?
Stu: I did, he's full of shit!
Randy: And are the police aware that you dated the victim?
Stu: Hey what are you saying? That...that I killed her?
Randy: It would certainly improve your high school Q.
Full of shit
Casey: Who's there? Who's there? I'm calling the police!
Killer: You should never say who's there. Don't you watch scary movies? It's a death wish. You might as well just come out here to investigate a strange noise or something.
Police
Stu: Attention. OH! Look what we have behind door number
3 Sidney!
Number 3
Stu: It's all part of the game Sidney.
Billy: It's called guess how I'm gonna die!
Sidney: Fuck you.
Billy: No no no no...we already played that game, remember?
You lost.
Game
Killer: Lucky for you there's a bonus round. But poor
Steve, I'm afraid he's out!
Steve: (muffled) Let go of me!
Steve
Gale: Is that Sidney Prescott they took away?
Tatum: I'm not talking to you.
Gale: What happened to her?
Tatum: None of your damn business.
Gale: I heard something about a costume. Is that
true? Can you tell me anything?
Tatum: Yeah you're a real pain in the ass. Leave Sid alone.
Pain in the ass
Stu: I'll be right back!
Right back
Billy: Ready?
Stu: Yeah. YEAH! I'm ready baby! Get it up! Yeah baby
get it up! (Billy stabs Stu) Wrong, man, Jesus. Oh shit, my turn.
Yeah baby
Gale: Guess I remembered the safety that time you bastard.
Bastard
Randy: SIDNEY!!! Sidney, Jesus we gotta get the fuck outta here.
Get the fuck outta here
Stu: Umm...uhh...houston we have a problem here!
Billy: What??
Stu: The gun man, the gun. I put it tight here it's not
there anymore.
Billy: Where the fuck is it??
Gale: Right here asshole.
Gun
Sidney: (Phone rings) Tatum just get in the car.
Killer: Hello Sidney.
Hello Sidney
(Phone rings) Casey: Listen asshole!!
Killer: No you listen you little bitch, you hang up on me again and I'll gut you like a fish, understand??
Asshole
Killer: You never told me your name.
Casey: Why do you want to know my name??
Killer: 'Cause I wanna know who I'm looking at.
Name
Dewey: Do you know what that constellation is??
Gale: No, what is it??
Dewey: I don't know....that's why I was asking you.
Constellation
Randy: And number 3, never ever ever under any circumstances say, I'll be right back. 'Cause you won't be back.
Stu: I'm getting another beer, you want one??
Randy: Yeah sure.
Stu: I'll be right back!!!
Be right back
Killer: Name the killer in Friday the 13th.
Casey: Jason!! Jason!!
Killer: I'm sorry, that's the wrong answer!!
Jason
Stu: It's a scream baby!!
Scream
Billy: I thought she was dead.
Stu: She looked dead man. Still does.
Dead
Gale: Move it Kenny.
Kenny: They're not just letting anybody in.
Gale: I'm not just anyone.
Kenny: Bitch Goddess.
Goddess bitch
Stuart-Yeah!!!I'm ready baby!!HIT IT!!GET UP!!GO MAN GET UP!!
Get up
