Sounds

Howard:

Howard being romantic.

Love doll song.

He must be a real pussy.

Stern saying how he shaved his pubic area.

Song Howard sang before the Montreal press conference.

Howard going off on some Iranian guy.

Howard asking beauty pagent girl a question.

Howard asking beauty pagent girl another question.

Full phone call of Howard going off on a black woman calling about Bill Cosby.

Full phone call of an angry gay guy.

"You dooo, and you're a warlock??"

"What was Bing Crosby's wife name? Oop yer not a fag"

"Go sew up your ass and be lonely you queen"

"I'll scrap the sperm off his tonsils"

Guy who made up his own Howard interview, about Robin. (Part 1)

Part 2 of above.

Howard suggesting names for Robins horse.

Stern almost saying "Asshole" but correcting himself to "asswipe"

Stern going off on a caller, again.

"We need some Laezbians."

Howard stern jingle (to the Fidelity Diamond song.

Imitating Jackie, "I'm the funny one on the show"

Stern talking to Grillo bout getting laid

Howard telling Scott to "com'here." and someone (not sure who) does a Scott voice saying "I'm not comin in there..."

".. When I look at your chest I know how to count to two.

Stern doing Bob Dole.

"Hoo Boy"

Making fun of spanish woman "It don't matta it don't matta"

Stern calling some woman an "Old Bat"

Calling the same woman an old crow.

Howard singing??

"You think he's a faeg?"

"Hey cuzin..."

"Lighten up on me homey."

"Keep hope alive!" Stern imitating Jesse Jackson.

What a knockout, lemme have some of that... bababooey."

"What is she a laezbein?"

Recent Stern belch??

Howard doing Scott the engineer "Is something wrong?"

"We're playing name that faeg"

Stern making fun of Gary's lips telling him he looks like a racist cartoon.

"F-Timmy"

"Hello der" (in his best black man's voice.

howard talking to (Billy's) "greaseman"

"I had a nightmare I was on the phone and wholchunks of what I was saying to tom were missing"

"friggin retard greaseman"

howard's "arrre yooouuu suuurre??"

"... why me, why? why? why?"

"why me?"

"Jerry Jokeman Martling, henhh henhh"

"of course, it's penis time"

"Howard Stern show, W-N-B-C"

"what's the name of this show?" "the hard arstern show, the hitler show"

"you're listening to the man who'd use sharon stone like a toilet"

"Ahhhhhhhh"

"Whoah"

Bob Hope "aaggggrrrowwwll"

long laugh sound effect.

Howard speaking spanish.

woodie woodpecker laugh.

"... and your smiling face from James Taylor", an old demo tape of Howard's

Howard singing the Jokeman version of the Crash Test Dummies song

"Howard Stern, on the newsblimp..."

Old clip of Howard from DC101 days, "4 past nine o'clock wwdc-fm with your pal Howeird..."

Howard: "You know who I am?", Gary: "Howard Stern", Howard: "You know who you are?", Gary: "Bababooey"

Howard "bebebebebe" ("crazy" lip sound)

Howard: "We on dah' infomation supah-highway, and we're lost!"

Howard: "most of the internet is about me"

Howard: "Listen, I've been in a room with actual dogs where Tom Snyder's on and they pull the plug with their teeth"

"Yes, I really do."

"Well, there should be peace..."

"Well, lets say, if you want to be religious..."

When Howard played the DaBella record, there was a backward message. Here is is, forward. (stupid)

Howard moaning.

Howard and Janis Ian's tribute to Jerry Seinfeld and his teenage babe.

Howard laughing it up.

Howard doing an answering machine message for someone.

"Howard Stern was with Elvis when he died"

Howard doing Larry King, "Call me a no-talent, but wasn't it a bitch coming to the blackboard with a boner"

Howard and Robin talking about computer sound bites, and Howard's mention of a sound file he got from Krishna's web server, shortened

The above sound in full form.

Howard: "I'm thinking of trying this America Online"

Howard to Pamela Anderson "Look at your ass, oh my god"

Howard to Pamela Anderson "Believe me, what I lack in genital size, I make up for with my mouth"

Howard to Pamela Anderson "can I touch your buttocks??"

Howard to Pamela Anderson "Do you enjoy doing stuff to guys while they just lay back...", "Yeah","Has she answered anything wrong?", "No she answers everything right."

Howard negotiating with Pamela Anderson.

Howard : "Happy fucking New Year!!"

Howard: "Welcome to my special tribute to that most intimate of feminine areas, the vagina"

Howard: "Viva Los Vaginas!!"

The 1994 Miss Howard Stern contestants: "You horny bastards.

Howard: "...that Information Superhighway, I've been on that, there's nothing going on, just people yelling at each other about dumb stuff"

Howard on Prodigy: "...there's nothing to talk about... and finally one guy goes 'who do you like better, Picard or Shatner"

Billy and Howard doing prodigy chat: Howard: "Hi, its me, Howard!", Billy: "no it isn't", Howard "yes it is!" ...

Howard and Fred goofing on intern Steve "Gorilla" Grillo.

Howard and Fred "Dickybird Jerry"

Howard and Fred goofing about a homeless person finding "Ellie", the dog that the tourist family lost in NY.

Howard: "when was the last time a guy took off your pants and did stuff to you" Sandra Bernhard: "I guess the last time I was here"

Howard and Danielle Brisebois talking about the title of her new album "Arrive All Over You"

Howard and the Robin Puppet.

Howard and Robin discussing the "chosen people" with a skeptical caller.

Howard talking about his 'Nam days'.

Howard: "Good morning, everbody"

Howard commenting on one of Fred's dial-a-date hopefuls.

Howard doing jackie: "oh huh"

Howard doing Jackie: "heyyy"

Howard on Tracy Scoggins: "she's a hot little monkey"

Howard: "They all come and go and I'm still here like a rock!!"

Howard: "Mimes will get a better obituary than us".

Howard: "You're on the air"

Howard: "Who gives a rat's ass!!"

Howard (as Albright Green): "Midgets shouldn't use public toilets!!"

Howard (from Butt Bongo's Guess Who's the Jew?): "Gooks, kikes, eskimos, ..."

Howard: "Jamaine!!"

Howard: "Oooohlalalee..."

Howard as Seinfeld: "Why is the vagina shaped like a fish??"

Howard goofing on Jody Foster's character in the movie Nell.

Howard and crew vowing to shave their heads if OJ is found not guilty.

Howard: "Goodbye, you moron".

Arrow hits sfx

Buzzer sfx

someone getting punched.

Zipper

Vomit

Snoring sfx

Short fanfare

Underwater

long! vomiting.

"what's the name of this show?" "the hard arstern show, the hitler show"

Stern, "guilty."

Stern screaming at Ed Levine.

Stern, "hey now!!"

Stern: "I'm 6'5" and I'm hung like a pimple"

self-explanatory.

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