THERAPUTIC SUPERMAN (Camera fades in on Dr. Stelk who is sitting in a chair writing in a notebook.) Secretary: (O.S.) Dr. Stelk, a Mr. Davidson is here to see you. Stelk: Send him in lady. Secretary: (O.S.) He will see you now Mr. Davidson. Davidson: (O.S.) Thank you, ma'am. Stelk: Mr. Davidson, so nice to meet you. Tell me, who recommended me to you? Davidson: My friend, Jared Ruby. Stelk: Good, now that we got that out of the way, we can start. Mr. Davidson I want you to me your earliest memory. Davidson: Well...I guess that would be when I was four. Stelk: What happened when you were four? Davidson: My older brother said that if I tied a towel around my neck I could fly like a superman. Stelk: And? Davidson: I hit the ground pretty hard. I guess I should of jumped out of a higher widnow. Stelk: Why would of wanted to jump out of a higher window? Davidson: Give me a chance to catch some air and really take off. Stelk: Mr. Davidson, are you saying you think that you can fly? Davidson: Oh, I know I can but we're getting off track. Stelk: You know you can fly? What all amazing feats do you think you can do? Davidson: You know, stop bullets, picks up trains, leap over tall building in a single bound. The usual. But I didnąt come here to talk about my superhuman abilities. Stelk: Then why did you come here today then? Davidson: To talk about my fear of being in a relationship. Secretary: (O.S.) Aaaaahhhhhhh! Stelk: Really, when did you- Davidson: Quiet man! There is someone in trouble! (Opens shirt and reveals the "Superman" symbol.) This looks like a job for Superman! (Leaves.) Stelk: (Picks up phone and dials.) Hello, Monkey Palace...yeah I got a real crazy one for you here...(camera turns around while Stelk is on phone and shows Davidson decked out all in superman gear dancing around in a manly fashion.) ----------------------------------------------------------------------------- ©Copyright March 1, 1996, Generation Q. All rights are full of righty goodness.