THE DEATH OF FARMER BOB
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FARMER BOB:
	C'mon Bessie, Iıve got 2 tickets to Hee Hawıs 25th Anniversary.

BESSIE:
	(To himself.)  Hee Haw is Hee Happy.

FARMER BOB:
	I put the new curtains in the Dodge and a new gun rack too.  
	(Spits in pocket.)

BESSIE:
	(To himself.)  I can see the cast now.  Oh, how I love that Hee Haw.

FARMER BOB:
	Let's head on out you wonderful cow you.

BESSIE:
	(To himself.)  Iım a cow?  I thought I was your companion, your equal.  
	Well, let me tell you Farmer Bob you messed with the wrong farm 
	animal.  
	(Pulls out a gun and shoots Farmer Bob.)

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