Lance
Hi I'm one of Liz' friends. My name is Lance I'm a 13 year old
bastard who hates his father. I like Howard Stern. Everything I do on
this page is because of him. By the way everybody, when I interview I don't
use their real name. If you don't like it you can kiss my ass!!!! The
only one whose name is real is my name. But I'm not going to tell my last
name because maybe you will look me up and find me, and will come to my
house. If you do that you are a sick bastard and you should be shot.
Anyways, that's over. Here's something you will like, an interview with a
girl who is going out with a guy that looks like a girl! And you know
what, her boyfriend really does look like a girl. She says that he does not look
like a girl from the front. I saw him from the front.. He still looks like
a girl. And something inscrutable. This girl is not ugly. I know that is what
you are thinking, but she's not ugly. She's not hot hot girl but she is okay. She
told me once she got pissed off at a guy for saying, "here's 50 cents, go buy
yourself a boyfriend." She took her fries with sauce and poured them onto
his balls, and the sauce was very hot!
So I will watch what I say. She is also my friend, and she does not like
talking about it. Anyways, here it is ..........
One minute I'm going to tell you to help me. Me and my friend did the
interview. We're going to call the girl who is going out
with the guy that looks like a girl. We're going to call her "sex machine." And my friend is going to be called "condom boy."
Well I was talking to "sex machine" on the phone and "condom boy" was
typing on his computer. So here's the interview...
Sex Machine: Hello
Lance: Hi sex machine this is Lance. Would you like to do a interview
about you going out with a guy that looks like a girl??
Sex Machine: Okay.
Lance: Does it feel weird that you are going out with a guy that looks
like a girl?
Sex Machine: No, not really.
Lance: Do people think you're lesbians?
Sex Machine: Once we were kissing, and people thought we were lesbians.
Lance: What did you think of him when you first saw him?
Sex Machine: I thought he was a girl.
Lance: Who influenced you to go out with him?
Sex Machine: Me, myself and I.
Lance: Have you had sex with him?
Sex Machine: Maybe...
Lance: Maybe isn't an answer.
Sex Machine: I have to go, bye.
That was the interview.
Hey, on Sunday I went to see 'Godzilla' and there like two 6-year-olds
watching it. I'm thinking, what kind of *ucked up parents do they
have? I know that people have said that it was made for kids. They
mean like 13 to 16. Not like 6 to 7, come on, think! Something like that
can turn off horror movies for your kids. I know it did to me. When I
was 6 or 7, or something like that, I wanted to see "Gohst Buster 2" and I did.
It ruined it for me, whenever I saw a horror movies. Just now I'm
get used to it.
At the end, there's a baby godzilla and it alive. So that going to
scare the *hit out of your children.
Anyone that readed this and you took your kid to see Godzilla, or any
movie with an ending like that: Your a mucked up *ss.
Here is my e-mail addy so you can e-mail me and tell me if you write
stories:
bodyguard35@hotmail.com
I have to go bye
Lizzie's Domain
Email: liz129@hotmail.com
