Things Divers And Customers Say

• Yeah, like I was in hte SEALS, but i can't find my card.
• You got any of that scuba stuff here?(tooth in mouth mandatory)
• Can i certified by tonight, i'm leaving for Sipadan tomorrow.
• My friend Chuck took me diving once. Can I get a discount?
• I never had this problem before.
• Can i hold your Hand during the dive?
• Are you married?
• What do you mean I made 36 on the test?
• I hate your guts.
• Thank you very much!

Useful Hand signals Not Found In Diving Manuals

• Point finger at SPG. Means: How much air do you have? Raise middle finger if partner has more air than you!
• Point at mask. Draw line across chest followed by drawing line from sternum to stomach. Means: Look at the babe over their who's top has fallen off. Variation#1 Draw line from hip bone . Means: Look at the stud muffin/babe over there who's trunk/bottom have fallen down.
• Point in a direction, followed by making squeezing motions with both hands Means:Let follow the gal/guy in the thong!
• Make a motion with hand stimulating the use of yo-yo preceded with a pointing motion. Means:Look at the yo-yo!
• Point at the diver fins, then make circle with right hand while thrusting left index finger into hole made by right hand followed by pointing at the bottom. Means:Hey you jerk, stop kicking up the f...ing bottom!
• Point at regulator, then point at crotch or rear end. Means:Bite me!

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