LoOk HeLLa fOiNe...... HeLL YEaAhH!!
bE SpOrTiNg PoLoSpORT, NaUtiCa, TiMbErLaND, LuGz, FuBu.
aLwAyS PuTtiNG uP AsiAns, aNd dOgGiN oThErS
aLwAyS hAvE yOuR HoNdA, AcUrA, ToYoTa SuPeD uP. LeT oNE hAnD hAnG oN tHe "mOmO" StREeRiNg WhEeL, AnD tHe OtHEr oN tHe WiNdOW oF tHE cAr. Of CoUrSe,HaVe YoUr sEaTs ReCLiNeD tO tHE MaX.
GuYs, ALwAyS WeAr bAGgY PaNtS, bUt nOt sO bAgGy tHaT yOuR PaNTs CoVeR yOuR EnTirE sHoE (fObS, YoU kNoW wHaT i MEaN??... HiNT hInT)
GuYs, aLwAYS wAlK oUt oF tHE mALL WiTH aTleAsT OnE #
aLwAyS sPoRt YoUR pAgEr, EvEn iF iT dOEsNT wORk. WhO cAreS iF iTS juST a PAGER CASE??
GiRLs, ALwAyS LoOk YoUr BESt. LiKE yOuR gOiNG tO tHE StUdiOs tO TAkE PiCtUrEs.....EvEn iF yOuR jUSt gOiNg tO "K-MaRt".
aLwAyS hAvE aTLeAsT oNe JaPaNeSe AniMaTeD ThiNg oN YoUr CaR, oR rOoM.
ALwAyS TaLk LoUD iN YOuR AsiAn LaNGuAgE wHen EnCoUnTEriNg nOn-AsiAnS.
GuYs, aLwAyS wEAR ExScApE, PoLoSPoRt, NaUtiCa, cOoL wAtEr, HuGo, EtErNiTy.....
GiRLs, aLwAyS wEaR FrAgRaNcEs FrOm BaTh aNd BoDy (cOuNTrY aPpLe, oR sUnRiPpeD RASbErRy) oR eXsCaPe
nEvEr bE iN a gRoUp LeSs ThAn 5 WhEN MaCkIn
aLwAYs WeAR SoME SoRt oF jEwErLY. Ex... GoLd NeCkaLaCe, SiLvEr BrAcELeT.....
GiRLs, NeVER bE cAuGhT DEAD WiThOuT aNy MaKeUp oN!! AtLeAsT SoME LiPsTiCK
ONLY DaTe AsiAn PeOpLe!!!!!!!
NeVER dRiVe aNyTHiNG ThAT iS nOT a JaPaNeSe CaR ..... FoB's, KnOW WhAt i MeAn...??
aLwAyS hAvE aTLeAsT oNE BACk uP pErSoN WhiLe yOu ArE iN a ReLaTiOnsHiP
aLwAyS bLAsT uP YoUR KaReOkE tO ThE mAx!! aNd MaKE yOuR NoN-AsiAn NeIgHbOrS PiSsEd
NeVEr WeAr AnY bRiGhT cOLoRs OThEr tHAn YeLLoE..... FoBs' YoUR hEAR tHAT??
GuYs, aLwAyS gO fOR tHE gQ LoOk. GiRLs LoVe ThAT.
aLwAYs TaLk oN yOuR cELL iN pUBLiC
NeVEr Be cAuGhT DeAd wItH oUt a CaR fReSheNeR!!
GiRLs, aLwAyS tAkE yOuR bF tO a StUdiO tO TaKE PiCs. oR jUSs Go wiTh YoUR
1) Be RaCiSt.
2) DyE yOuR hAiR...rEdDiSh BrOwN fOr BeSt ReSuLtS (bUt ThEn AgAiN,bLoDe TuRnS oUt To Be ReDdIsH--bRoWn AnYwAyZ).
3) yOu MuSt DrIvE aN aCuRa InTeGrA oR hOnDa CiViC (oR n~E oThA' jApAnEsE kArZ!!).
4) nEvEr WeAr GlAsSeS OuT oF cLaSs--OnLy FOBz CaN dO sO (cOlOrEd CoNtAcTs ArE rEqUiReD).
5) Be RaCiSt.
6) gUrLz, WeAr DaRk LiPsTiCk (ThE bRoWnEr ThE kOoLeR--nO mAtTeR iF yOu EnD uP lOoKiN' lyKe YoU sTuFFeD yOuR fAcE iN cHoCoLaTe).
7) To AcHiEvE tHh NaTuRaL LooK, aPpLy LaYeRz AnD LaYeRz Of MaKe-Up On ...iF iT sTaRtS tO LooK uNnAtUrAL (hEaVeN fOrBiD) jUsT AppLy AnOtHeR LaYeR.
8) cUrL yOuR eYeLaShEz TiLL tHeY tOuCh YoUr EyELiDz.
9) NeVeR bE cAuGhT dEaD iN a GrOuP oF LeSs ThAn 10.
10) Be RaCiSt!
11) OnLy AdSoCiAtE w/ FeLLoW YeLLoWz.
12) WhEn YoU wAnT tO sPeAk AbOuT a NoN-aSiAn InFrOnT oF tHeIr FaCe, SpEaK yOuR oWn LaNgUaGe VeRy LoUdLy AnD rUdELy.
13) iNtErPrEt EvErY LiTtLe ThInG aS a RaCiAl iSsUe.
14) NeVeR bE oN TiMe WhEn MeEtInG fRiEnDz.
15) Be RaCiSt!!
16) DoGg On iNtEr-RaCiAl CoUpLeZ.
17) a PaGeR iS A LyFe NeCeSsItY. (oR a CeLL pHoNe..Or BoTh).
18) OnLy WeAr cLoThEz In ThE eXCiTiNg ShAdEz Of bLaCk N" wHiTe (OoCaIsIOnALLy CrEaM, bRoWn, GrAy, aLLoWeD)
19) GurLz MuSt StArE aT eAcHOtHeR mOrE tHaN gUyZ sTaRe At ThEm.
20) Be RaCiSt!!!
21) aLwAyZ dReSs LyKe YoU'rE gOiN' tO a PaRtY...eVeN wHeN yOuR gOiN' tO wALmArT.
22) hAnG oUt In CoFFee ShOpS wHeN tHeRe'S nOtHiN' tO dO.
23) gUrLz MuSt Be MaStErS oF bUsT-a-MoVe.
24) GuYz MuSt Be MaStErS oF KiLLa iNsTiNcT oR n~E oB dA sTrEeT FiGhTa' GaMeZ. (KiLLaH . . . LaNi's CaR . . . aLoOoHa)
25) Be RaCiSt!!!! ( hOw MaNy TiMeZ dO i NeE' 2 sAy)
26) MaKe EvErY eVeNt A sOcIaL oNe--ChUrCh, SkOoL, fUnErALz...!
27) GuYz ArE nOt aLLoWeD tO LeAvE tHe MaLL w/OuT aT LeAsT oNe SeT oF DiGiTz...ThAt MeAnZ a PhOnE nUmBeR fOr YoU FOBz wHo DiDn'T kNo'.
28) gUrLz--DrEsS sKiMpY oN a CoLd DaY sO tHaT a GuY hAa To LeNd YoU HiS cOaT.
29) gUyS mUsT wEaR tHeIr ChOiCe Of: EtErNiTy, EsCaPe, CooL wAtEr, oR NaUTiCa
30) BE RACIST!!!!! ( gEt Da PoiNt YeT??)
31) aLwAyS cHaNgE yOuR pAgEr GrEeTiNg At LeAsT 3 TiMeS a DaY...sOmETiMeS aDd ChEeSy MuSiC fOr ThE FuLL 30 sEcOnDz To PiSs CaLLeRz Off.
32) CaRrY aT LeAsT 1000 PiCtUrEz ArOuNd W/ yOu WhErEvEr YoU gO--PiCtUrEz OnLy Of ASIAN oF cOrRsE.
33) tAkE PiCtUrEz EvErYwHeRe YoU gO...eVeN iN yOuR oWn dRiVeWaY, gUyS--aLwAyZ LooK rUff & aLL hArD-cOrE, LiFtInG yOuR cHiN uP tO tHe LeNz, gUrLz--FaKe sMiLe, Or No sMiLe.
34) GuYz--NeVEr SaY Hi vErBaLLy BaCk To A gUrL...eItHeR LiFt OnE EyEbRoW, nOd YoUr cHiN (vErY cOcKy), Or WiNk (ThE MoSt AnNoYiNg OnE).
35) BE RACIST!!!!!!! ( yA wUzUp NiGgA ,eVeN wE YeLLoW!! )
36) FiT 9 PeEpZ iN a CaR, wEn' ThE LiMiT iZ 5.
37) wEaR a JaDe NeCkLaCe, EvEn iF yOuR nOt iNtO BUDDHA.
38) ThErE mUsT bE a StRiNgY, oRiEnTaL-LooKiNg OrNaMeNt DaNgLiNg FrOm ThE MiRrOr Of YoUr SoUpEd-Up CaR.
39) gUrLz--Be AbNoRmALLy ObSsEsSeD w/ SaNRiO (kErOpPe, HeLLo KiTTy, PoChAcCo, PeKkLr, ETC...)
40) BE RACIST #*®™©*# (fO' dA LaSt TiMe)