Savage Monday Live From MGM Grand Hotel and Casino...Las Vegas, NV
Meng
Vs.
Rob Van Dam
What a match, power vs acrobatic skills. Meng is in control of the match right now. Meng throws Van Dam into the corner and follows up with two chops to Rob's chest. Meng throws RVD to the other corner, but RVD reverses it and then throws Meng into the corner. RVD follows up with a drop kick to Meng's head. Meng appears to be shooken up. Van Dam now, throws Meng to the ropes and hip tosses him near a corner. What's this, Van Dam is going to the top rope. Meng gets up. Van Dam lands on Meng with a flying cross body ! He goes for the pin. 1, 2,...Meng kicks out. Rob picks up Meng and and puts him in the sleeper. Meng is fading. The referee counts. 1, 2,..Meng holds him arm up. Meng hits RVD in the stomach with a few elbows. Meng bounces off the ropes with a flying clothesline ! Meng goes wild ! Meng is setting RVD for the Kick of Fear. RVD gets up, Meng goes for the kick. RVD ducks and Meng nails the referee ! The referee is out cold. Meng turns around and RVD puts the hurracanrhanna on meng. Another referee enters the ring. Rob Van Dam is setting Meng up for the Vandaminator ! He connects, the referee counts. 1, 2, 3. Winner : Rob Van Dam.
Brummett : RVD just proved he is Mr. Monday Night. Timm : It was all Meng until he hit the referee. Porter : We may need to hire a new referee after that kick !
Ooddeellaayy. Arrrrriba, la rrrrasssa. Yo yo yo, let me speak on this. Here I am speaking on a serious note. Yo, I got a few things to get off my chest. Giant, you must be loco, boy. I am publically challenging you, right here, right now. To a match. What I want for you to do, you stinky, smelly, ugly Giant.
Giant is walking down to the ring.
Hey Giant, you must be a no-show, like the Outsiders last night.......
Giant comes from behind Konnan and signals for the Chokeslam ! He picks up K-Dawg and chokeslams him. Then we see the troops from the Wolfpac fill the ring. Eddie Guerrero jumps on to the Giant's back. Giant shoves Eddie against the turnbuckle, he then chokeslam Eddie. Sickboy jumps off the top turnbuckle and he is met with a chokeslam ! British Bulldog enters the ring and picks up the Giant, setting him up for the running powerslam. Giant counters out of the move and then chokeslams him too ! Chavo Guerrero enters the ring with Pepe. Chavo swings Pepe at Giant. Pepe breaks in half ! Chavo runs over to Pepe and starts to give him CPR. Giant comes from behind Chavo and then chokeslams him. The Giant leaves the ring calmly.
Sabu
Vs.
Terry Funk
What a match this has turned out to be so far. We saw Terry Funk do a somersault onto Sabu, and Sabu was lying on a table. And right before that, we saw Sabu do a suicide dive over the ropes and land on Funk in the audience !!! Both men are in the ring now. Terry with the advantage now. Terry sets up a chair. He german suplexes Sabu right onto the chair. He goes for the pin. 1, 2,...How did Sabu kick out of that ?! Terry goes up to the top rope with the chair in his hands. Sabu gets up. Terry jumps through the air with the chair. But Sabu drop kicks the chair right into Funk's face ! Sabu goes for the pin. 1, 2,...Oh, Funk kicks out !!! What's Sabu doing ? He is going outside and he brings one half of the crushed table into the ring. He stands it up in the corner. Sabu picks up Funk. He throws Funk into the table, but Terry reverses it and instead he tosses Sabu into the table ! Funk comes running out of the opposite corner, and drop kicks Sabu in the mouth, Sabu is bleeding. Terry hurries to the outside. He grabs Sabu's neck and wrenches on it against the table. The referee tells Funk to let go or he'll be disqualified. Funk lets go of the hold. Funk has been a doing a good job of working on Sabu's head and neck the whole match. We all know what Terry's doing that for. Terry goes to the outside, he lifts up the ring apron. He brings another table out from under the ring. He sets it up in the ring. I thought Terry was going to lift up the floor pads, and expose the concrete again and do another piledriver to Sabu on the concrete. But instead he picks up the chair and lays it onto the table. He sets Sabu up onto the top turnbuckle. He piledrives Sabu on to the chair that is on the table. The breaks in half ! Terry is signaling for the Spinning Toe Hold. He locks Sabu in it. Within seconds Sabu taps out ! What's this ? Terry is dragging Sabu to the corner. He wraps Sabu's legs around the turnbuckle and performs another Spinning Toe Hold. He's had it locked in for at least a minute !!! Referee's come from the back and pull Terry off of Sabu's leg. RVD runs into the ring. He nails Terry with the Vandaninator. Terry jumps up, laughing but yet he is limping !!! RVD is attending Sabu, he has no idea that Funk is behind him. Funk turns RVD around and piledrivers him ! He now has RVD in the Spinning Toe Hold !!! Security and more officials race from the back to restrain Terry. The take him away. Paramedics come from the back with two stretcher and take Sabu and RVD away. Winner and still WCWF Hardcore Champion : Terry Funk
Brummett : Terry may be 52 years old, but he sure as hell is a fighting champion. Timm : Indeed that is how you fight... Porter : Hardcore style. Brummett : We are now attempting an interview with Funk...
Michael Cole : Terry, Terry, can I get a word with you for a minute. Terry Funk : Ya, what do you want ? Cole : What were you thinking ?... Funk : Hey, all I did was show up tonight for a fight, not a technical wrestling match. I did what I had to do to show those two punks that I am the true, and only, Hardcore Champion. Cole : Funk, what else w... Funk : Your minutes up. Cole : Ok guys, back to you.
Brummett : hey guys did you see what I just saw ? Timm : What... Porter : Well Ryan, you justed missed something peculiar ! Timm : Are you guys talking about the interview ? Brummett : No, we are talking about what we just saw, we saw "The Misfits", in the back ground, with a mystery wrestler. Porter : We need sources for this one.
Chris Benoit
Vs.
Chris Jericho
The advantage has been held by both wrestlers thus far. But right now, Jericho has the advantage. Jericho throws Benoit into the ropes and back body drops him. He goes for a standing pin, flexing his muscles. 1, 2,...Benoit kicks out as the battle of the Chris' begins to reach it's climax. Jericho picks up Benoit and powerbombs him, he holds on to Benoit and powerbombs him two more times !!! Jericho bounces off the ropes and lands on Benoit with the Liontamer. The pin, 1, 2,...Benoit kicks out. Jericho picks up Benoit and sets him up on the top turnbuckle. Jericho goes for the hurracanrhanna, but Benoit counters it into a powerbomb ! Jericho hits his head real hard on the mat. Benoit stays on the top turnbuckle and hits Jericho with a Flying Headbutt. Benoit hit his hard onto Jericho. The referee lays down the ten count...6, 7, 8, 9....Jericho rolls over on top of Benoit. 1, 2,...Benoit kicks out ! Jericho picks up Benoit. Jericho goes for a ddt, but Benoit slams Jericho into the turnbuckle. Benoit chops Jericho three times to the chest. Jericho starts crying like a girl and makes the mistake of turning his back on Benoit. Benoit nails Jericho with three rolling german suplexes. He bridges the third suplex, but Jericho kicks out on two. Benoit picks up Jericho and throws him to the ropes. He catches Jericho with a drop toe hold, and locks Jericho in the Crippler Crossface ! Jericho taps out !!! Winner and NEW WCWF Cruiserweight Champion : "The Canadian Crippler" Chris Benoit
Brummett : Benoit deserved the win and the belt ! Timm : Jericho is crippled... Porter : And no more the cruiserweight champ !
We hear "You smell what The Rock is cooking" then we hear the nWo music play. The Rock, Bret Hart, Rick Rude lead the rets of the nWo down to the ring. The get mic's.
Rick Rude : Now what I want for you stupid, smelly, trailor trash sweat hogs to do is shut the hell up !
The Rock : Now, we have some business to take care and some trash to air out. Hogan, if you smell what The Rock is cooking, then you know that joining Badstreet 2000 was nothing less, but maybe more, than a stupid choice. A few months ago, I had all the damn respect for you, then you gave me your bely and told me to take care of the boys. Well I did just that. I represented the nWo, with that damn belt. Then you come back and want to fight "The Nature " Boy to a retirement match. Well hell, that match was nothing short than a retarded match. (The crowd starts chanting Rocky Sucks !!!) Hey, want I for you to do is know your role and shut your mouthes, because the people's champion is about to get to the bottom line. Now Hogan, if I have to, I will smack your old fogey ass up and down the ring and then be forced to lay you down right here (points to the center of the ring) with the Rock Bottom. Take it Bret...
Bret Hart : Hey Flair, I used to idolize you and what you did for this sport, but that was when I was a kid. Raven, I am not getting screwed this time. In our little eight man TKO Hell in the cell IC match, you better watch your back, because I may be on your team, but I am not your friend. I will get my rematch against you or against the next IC champ. So I am laying down a challenge right now. The next Intercontinental Champion will have to face me next ! And hey, (he shrugs his shoulders and pulls on his jacket) may be i'll win, may be i'll lose, but whoever the next champ may be, they will be exellently executed. You know, because I can and I am the best there is, the best there was, and the best there ever will be !!!
The nWo music plays as they exit the ring.
Vs.
Justin Credible
The whole match, so far, Val has been mocking Justin and beating him up like a red-headed step child ! Val picks up Justin and tosses him to the ropes. Justin bounces off only to be met by a running clothesline, by the Big Valbowski. Val begins dancing, and then elbow drops Justin in the sternum. He goes for a pin. 1, 2,...Justin barely kicked out. Val could be getting ready for the Deep Penetration. Val picks up Justin and russian leg sweeps him, then he follows up with a ddt. Val goes to the top rope, for the Deep Penetration. The lights go out !?! We hear static all over the arena ? And then at the entrance ramp we see flames flare up. Then we hear thunder and lightening. Then a big thunder bolt, from the heavens, hits the ramp. And slowly we see a figure appear with his arms up in the air. He comes walking real slow until he reaches about the middle of the ramp, then he runs to the ring. Val is confused still on the top turnbuckle. The figure pushes Val off. The man then enters the ring, the referee runs out because he is frightened. This guy goes up to Justin and Val and then tosses them out of the ring. He grabs a mic and speaks...
Tonight, is the night, where the revolution begins. The army of darkness is unleashed and marching towards you Degeneration X. Prepare your soldiers for a battle. Shawn Michaels, I am coming for you brother. You and Val Venis can shake your thing all you want, but when you get in the ring with the Warrior, you will be ultimately defeated. Triple H, I notice that you like lying, or at least your Pinnochio nose says so. X-Pac, what the hell kind of name is that ? Well when you get done with me, it will be Zero-Pac. And what gets me the most, is who the hell is this guy ? Chyna ? Never heard of him, though I heard he loves to interfere in matches. Sir, if you ever interfere in my matches, you will so quickly feel the revolution turn on you ! Degeneration X, I have two words for you. Ultimate, Warrior. Ssssnnnnaaaarrrrllll!!!!
We hear his music begin to play as the Warrior disappears in a big cloud of smoke that is quickly filling the ring. After he disappears, we see a blue symbol in the air that has the shape of the Warrior's face paint. Winner : No decision
Brummett : I am back with everyone's drinks, did I miss anything ? Timm : Oh hell yeah ! Porter : The Warrior just started a revolution on Val and DX. Brummet : No way, how the hell could I miss that ? Timm : I don't know, maybe because you were thirsty. Brummett : I'm staying here for the rest of tonight !
Vs.
Scott Norton
What a hard fought match this has been. We see Austin's toughness and Norton's strength all in one matchup. The momentum has been swinging both ways so far. Norton throws Austin to the ropes and catches him with a clothesline. The pin. 1, 2,...Steve kicks out. Norton picks up Austin and throws him to the corner. He follows Austin up with a running clothesline. He then continues with two knee bashes to Austin's sternum. He picks up Austin and throws him to the ropes, he goes for another lariat, but Austin ducks. And bounces off the opposite ropes and nails Norton with a body press and follows those up with eight punches to Scott's face. Austin gets up and flips off Norton. Austin goes to the second rope and attempts an elbow drop, but Norton moves out of the way ! Norton picks up Austin and sets him up for the powerbomb. But Austin counters it in the air, he kicks Norton in the stomach and goes for the stunner. Norton pulls out from the stunner and goes after Austin with a clothesline. Austin ducks, kicks Norton in the gut, and Stone Cold Stuns him ! 1, 2, 3. Winner : Stone Cold Steve Austin
Brummett : The Stunner is the best move in the business. Timm : Why you just hit the nail right on it's head, son. Porter : That was definitely the bottom line.
Badstreet 2000 : Ric Flair, Dr. Death, Sting
Vs.
Degeneration X : Hunter Hearst Helmsley, New Age Outlaws
Vs.
The Cult : Kanyon, Al Snow w/Head, Brian Lee
This match is almost over, technically should have been over minutes ago. The Cult have already been eliminates after Al Snow was pinned by HHH. Flair has The Road Dog locked in the Figuer Four while Sting has Triple H in the Scorpion Death Lock and Dr. Death has Bad Ass locked in the Boston Crab. Road Dog almost submits but the Flock, lead by Raven, enter the ring. Raven, Kane, Edge, and the rest of the Flock attack Badstreet and DX. Shane Douglas enters the ring and is quickly met with an Evenflow from Raven. The Flock now turn and attack Shane Douglas. Wait what's this ? It's Hulk Hogan and Goldburg !!! They enter the ring and take guys out left and right. The New World Order get in the ring. It's the Flock against Badstreet against NWO against DX ! The Rock somehow catches Hogan with the Rock Bottom, but Hogan gets up ! He punches The Rock and then Leg Drops him in all this confusion. Now Goldburg spears HHH and then Jackhammers him ! He then spears Raven and then Jackhammers him ! The Flock and Badstreet leave the ring and take the fight to the back. DX and nWo are in the ring. nWo leave the ring to attack Badstreet. DX is left in the ring all by themselves. Uh oh, the lights go out and we hear static again, flames flare up. It's the Warrior !!! He runs into the ring and and clothesline's HHH, then HBK, then Val. He double clothesline the NAO. All DX members exit the ring. Warrior starts pounding on his chest. Once again, smoke fills the ring and he disappears in it. Winner : Draw
Brummett : What a match ! Timm : The revolution just regulated on DX Porter : DX just felt the power of a warrior.
The lights go out.
Brummett : What the hell is happening, I guess we are going into a little overtime ?!
We hear "Highway to Hell" play. Then we see the ramp light on fire. A figure walks out in the dark. We see him carrying a goblet, for what ? We is wearing a leather jacket, we can also tell that he has blond hair. The figure enters the ring and drinks out of the goblet. It appears to be blood, he then spits it out all over his clothes and face. He grabs a microphone....
??? : HAHAHAHA. The revolution may have just started, but the dark days are now upon us. Next Monday, I will begin taking souls over to the darkside. Challenge my wrath if you must. But you will be guaranteed a life long vacation to HELL !!! I am the keeper of all of your souls, and I am the true dark knight. But I ride alone when it comes to taking souls. There is a force here bigger than the Revolution, and it is me !! HAHAHAHAHAHA !!!!!
The figure leaves the ring in the dark, "Highway to Hell" plays again.
Brummett : I want answers on who the hell that was ? Timm : Look no further, papers are flying from the heavens ? Porter : Oh my, they say "Welcome to eternity" ? Timm : It also gives the name of this man. Porter : Ya, it is......
The show is, the channel it was on was forced to take the show off the air because the show went way past overtime. So who is this figure, is he really Satan, or is he someone with a good gimmick ? Who knows, find out next week.
We hear the Wolpac music play, then we see K-Dawg walk down to the ring.
Hardcore Championship Match
Cruiserweight Championship Match 
nWo Interview
Val Venis
Stone Cold Steve Austin 
9 Man Tag Match; Main Event
