SUPER SCARY STUFF!

 

PLEASE NOTE: NO ONE HAS FORCED YOU TO ENTER THIS SITE. IT CONTAINS MATERIAL WHICH SHOULD ONLY BE VIEWED BY THOSE WHO ARE STRONG OF MIND AND BODY AND WHO ARE NOT ON ANY MEDICATION FOR MENTAL PROBLEMS. ONLY CONTINUE IF YOU HAVE WHAT IT TAKES. IF YOU DON'T, THEN LEAVE WHILE YOU STILL CAN.

 

MY TRAGIC STORY…

I LIKE POKEMON… I THINK THEY'RE REALLY CUTE TO LOOK AT, SO I DECIDED TO GO AND FIND SOME CUTE POKEMON PICTURES. I FOUND A SITE CONTAINING INFO AND PICTURES ON NOT ONLY THE ORIGINAL 150, BUT ALSO THE EXTRA 100 WHICH ARE IN THE NEW GAMES AND TV SERIES. HERE ARE SOME OF MY FINDINGS (THE NAMES ARE THE JAPANESE ONES, I HAVE NO DESIRE TO CONVERT THEM INTO ENGLISH. IT WOULD JUST SCARE ME MORE IF I UNDERSTOOD THEM).

 

 

HMM...

NAME: CHICOLITA

TYPE: GRASS (IT'S ONE OF THE POKEMON YOU CAN CHOOSE FROM AT THE START OF THE GAME, IF YOU REALLY WANT.)

REASON FOR EXISTANCE: TO LOOK CUTE (IT ISN'T WORKING).

SCARY FACTOR: 6.

 


WHY?!?

NAME: DOBURU

TYPE: I DON'T KNOW, BUT IT'S PRETTY FREAKY!

REASON FOR EXISTANCE: TO PAINT EVERYTHING GREEN AND TAKE OVER THE WORLD.

SCARY FACTOR: 4.


IS THAT A LEG?

 

NAME: KAPOERA

TYPE: FIGHTING, I THINK.

REASON FOR EXISTANCE: HOW MANY LEGS DOES THIS THING HAVE?

SCARY FACTOR: 5.


LOOKS STONED...

 

NAME: HOHO

TYPE: MOST PROBABLY FLYING (BY THE LOOKS OF IT, IT'S ONLY GOT ONE LEG, SO I CAN'T SEE IT MOVING ANYOTHER WAY.)

REASON FOR EXISTANCE: TO SUPPLY DRUGS TO YOUNG CHILDREN.

SCARY FACTOR: 5.

 


HEY, IT'S GOT NO ARMS.

 

 

NAME: UPA

TYPE: MUST BE A PSHYCHIC TYPE.

REASON FOR EXISTANCE: TO USE THE THINGS ON IT'S HEAD TO TELEPATHICALLY SUMMON RAGING DEMONS TO DESTROY ALL OF MANKIND.

SCARY FACTOR: 6.

 


THAT'S NO TREE...

 

NAME: USOKKI

TYPE: MORE THAN LIKELY GRASS.

REASON FOR EXISTANCE: TO GROW DRUGS FOR HOHO TO SELL.

SCARY FACTOR: 5.

 

 


 

 

THIS IS MEANT TO BE CUTE.

 

NAME: KAREIHANA

TYPE: GRASS I THINK.

REASON FOR EXISTANCE: TO SOFTEN THE BLOW FOR THE NEXT POKEMON PICTURE!

SCARY FACTOR: 4.

 


 THE FOLLOWING PICTURE HAS BEEN CONSIDERED TOO SCARY FOR ANYONE UNDER THE AGE OF 18. IF YOU'RE TOO YOUNG PLEASE GO BACK TO MY PAGE NOW AND LEAVE THIS PLACE. I TOOK ONE LOOK AT THE FOLLOWING PICTURE AND IT'S RUINED MY LIFE. VIEW AT YOUR OWN RISK!

 


BLOODY HELL!!!!!

 

 NAME: EIPAMU

TYPE: I DON'T KNOW, AND I FEEL SORRY FOR WHOEVER HAS TO FIND OUT.

REASON FOR EXISTANCE: TO SCARE THE HELL OUT OF ME!

SCARY FACTOR: WHEN I FIRST SAW THIS PICTURE I WAS SO TERRIFIED I COULDN'T BREATHE FOR 5 MINUTES. I'LL GIVE IT 10!

 

 

 


 

OK, THAT'S THE WORST OF THEM. I'LL UPDATE THIS BIT WHEN I FEEL LIKE IT… HERE'S A PIKACHU TO REMIND YOU THAT NOT ALL POKEMON ARE THIS SCARY!

SEE YA!

PEOPLE WILL NEVER RECOVER.

 

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