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Delirious Silly Stuff

This page is purely dedicated to anything silly to do with D: that I just happen to come across on the net. :o) It's actually quite long now, so I've added some anchor tags to make it easier for you to negociate. Just click on the links below to select what you want to see.

101 Things to do with your Sticker
101 Way to make your Friends buy "See The Star"
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101 Things you could do with your Sticker

You could put it :-
1.on your guitar case.
2.on the back of your car!
3.on that nice big space on my server case
4.on the back of the loo door.
5.on the front of the pulpit to keep everyone awake for longer.
6.on your mum's best wallpaper ;)
7.on yer frige.
8.on the forehead of Simon Mayo.
9.on a JW's back as you turn them away from your door :)
10.on a Police car's bonnet
11.On a bald guy's head.
12.In the middle of a TV screen.
13.Over the top of your spice girls sticker which you unfortunately have.
14.On your mirror.
15.on your lecturer's handout, before he photocopies it for everyone
16.on your cd player
17.On yer dads brief case
18.On a double glazing salesmans clip board, so at least that way they'd be doing something useful. :o)
19.on the postman/porter's head, when he actually delivers SmallTalk
20.On the ultracurve manual.
21.on your chocolate biscuits
22.on your mouse (fluffy or plastic)
23.in the snow - 'cos it'll look goorgeous!
24.on your bedroom door
25.on the church front door
26.on your cycle helmet
27.on the back of your saddle (for those without cars)
28.on your bottle of shampoo
29.on your Sirius/GSX/Avolite/Pulsar
30.on your phone
31.on one of your textbooks
32.on one of your folders
33.on your anglepoise
34.On your exam paper and then write as many d:lyrics as you can underneath ( coz you can't do the exam!)
35.On Larry the Cucumber! (see www.veggietales.net)
36.On the scoreboard at Twickenham (when Scotland thrash England in the 5 Nations!)
37.On the bottle for your insomnia medication (It's 01:36!)
38.On Jon Thatcher's forehead so he remembers who he plays with.
39.On Elvis the green alien
40.On the cot of baby Jemimah
41.On the box you put your bagpipes in.
42.Over William Hague's mouth (MOST useful)
43.Criss-crossing another Delirious? sticker
44.on a scanner
45.on a web page
46.in your submarine (so it can go deeper)
47.on your tool case
48.on your Bosch
49.on the big black leather bound Chapel Bible
50.on the eagle lecturn in St. John's College Chapel
51.on your Company letterhead
52.on your duck (rubber, for racing on the Cam)
53.on the back of the band's music - so the punters can see it.
54.at the top of a punt pole
55.on the black/white board
56.on your forklift (greetings to any at Community foods!)
57.On the plastic things on Supermarket checkouts, that your suppossed sign your checks on.
58.On the Lens of a TV Camera.
59.Over the labels on foods in the shops
60.Over the names of other Bands in the record stores
61.On your forehead.
62.On Scooby's forehead ; )
63.On yer hairbrush
64.On a waterbuffalo
65.On a cebu
66.On the front of Craggy Island Parochial House
67.On Santa's sack
68.On whoever gets no 101!
69.On your Local MP's forehead
70.Over the queens Mouth
71.Over Tony Blairs Mouth
72.Over your Pastors mouth if the Sermon goes on for too long !!!!!
73.on your stereo speakers
74.on a backpack
75.on a bass drum
76.window in front of your house
77.phat bible
78.church program
79.youth directors hair
80.On the front of all the Cambridge prospectuses, as that seems to be a common place for Deliriou5? fans?
81.Take it wherever it goes? (sorry, bit cheesy)
82.On the front of your folder contaning all the music for CE1-4 & KofF
83.On the church notice sheet, before it's photocopied
84.In your diary at the date of the next D: gig you're going to (Wolverhampton)
85.On the box you keep your tools in at work, even if it completely weirds your co-workers out. *g*
86.on your virtual bullet
87.on the pink fluffy q mark
88.over the CCMS(1) logo on our tops when we turn up for the gig! see http://www.cam.ac.uk/CambUniv/Societies/ccms/
89.on the copy of purepop you got for your birthday :)
90.on your robot which you enter in "robot wars"!
91.On your socks.
92.the ultimate place - on my web site http://www.alpha-omega.ndirect.co.uk/dzone
93.on scooby's keyboard so he can't turn spurious brown...
94.on scooby's monitor surround, to inspire him as he turns spurious brown.
95.on the bottom of Pint glasses
96.on a helium filled balloon, which you then release - having first attached a label with the spurious url :)
97.enlarge it and stick it on a satellite dish
98.enlarge it even more and stick on the clock face of Big Ben
99.on yer Hameg (oscilloscope)!
100.on your spurs shirt over the Hewlett Packard logo when they thrash Leicester at Wembley
101.on your star which you can so clearly see.

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101 Ways To Get Your Friends To Get Your Friends to Buy "See The Star"

1.weaponry
2.Bribery
3.Begging
4.Threats
5.Not by might, nor by power...
6.Sing it tunelessly for the next three weeks, so they have to buy it to find out what it really sounds like.
7.Threaten to paint their room brown :)
8.actually paint their room brown. (it might help?!)
9.Sing the first line... stop, for a little while pretend to forget the rest and sing the first line again, repeat until they promise to go and get it as soon as it's out.
10.sing all the wrong words, and insist you are right, thus forcing them to buy the single to prove you wrong.
11.play it at your cu meeting the wednesday after it comes out (worked for wrd!)
12.play it through the heating ducts in you hall of residence, and get everyone subconsciously familiar with it.
13.Record yourself singing it, put it onto CD/tape and replace every CD in your house with it. Only return them when the promise to buy it!
14.Threaten to stick your sticker on their foreheads unless they buy it
15.make brass rubbings of glow in the dark stars, and stick them all round college
16.blackmail.
17.redmail.
18.e-mail.
19.By saying, 'yes, you can borrow my essay to copy on one condition: that you buy the next delirious? single on March 15th'. (true life story)
20.study to become a hairdresser, become a hairdresser, start to talk about delirious?, threaten to cut their ear off unless they buy it.
21.Same as above, but change 'Hairdresser' for 'heart surgeon', and 'ear' for any part of the body.
22.graffiti
23.slip copies into people's pockets as they leave the music store; the alarm will sound and they'll be made to buy it ; )
24.poke their eyes out ... no reason.
25.from now until March 15th converse only using the following words:-
'delirious'
'see'
'the'
'star'

then everyone will wonder what you are talking about, become so interested in finding out and but the single as a source of insight.

26.More practically. Use the above words as exclaimations.
27.Hypnosis?
28.Force them to do something they really hate unless they buy STS straightaway
29.Get Tony Blair to publically endorse it (hey, that would be *one* useful thing out of him!)
30.Replace all the singles in the music store with copies of STS
31.Get William Hague to publically endorse it. Wait, scratch that, we want to *help* the band!
32.Advertise it in all of your e-mail signatures
33.see the delirious? star the delirous? see star delirious? the see star star star!! (see no.25)
34.nagging
35.more nagging
36.even more nagging
37.promise them that spurious won't turn brown
38.get your friend who works at Virgin to refuse to serve punters unless they buy a copy.
39.violence
40.lend them your maths homeowrk in exchange for a promise they buy BOTH singles.
41.tell them it's really good.
42.lie if you have to.
43.pretend they're famous.
44.say one of them had a ginger goatee to be proud of.
45.Show them this list
46.say it's out tomorrow.
47.yet more nagging
48.so much more nagging that they get fed up
49.Point out that an anagram of 'See The Star' is 'Star The See'
50.Point out that an anagram of 'See The Star' is 'Shart-Steee'
51.Point out that an anagram of 'See The Star' is 'Tarts he see'
52.Point out that an anagram of 'See The Star' is 'Stare, Seeth'
53.Point out that an anagram of 'See The Star' is 'Tsar-E-Seeth'
54.Point out that an anagram of 'See The Star' is 'Oh I'm running out of ideas'
55.Point out that an anagram of 'See The Star' is 'just buy the stupid single'
56.Tell them we're over halfway.
57.Say they've got a new logo.
58.Lie.
59.More lies.
60.Even more lies.
61.Humm the chorus.
62.Talk about nothing else all day on the 15th.
63.Sneak out of school when you're not supposed to to buy your copies
64.Buy hundreds of copies and then just give them away.
65.Go into your local music shop and take every copy of sts they have and put one in front of every Robbie Williams and B*Witched single they have.
66.Remove the competition - kill B*Witched, and Robbie Williams.
67.CHain yourself to the place where sts is being sold, and yell, 'get this single!
68.Point out that an anagram of 'Mezzamorphis' is 'Zam! Morph! Size!'
69.Say you won't shower for a year until they buy it.
70.Say you won't brush your teeth for a year until they buy it
71.Say you'll send Scooby round to deal with them.
72.When they laugh at that, point out he has a ginger question mark.
73.Ask them why they're still laughing.
74.Say they're going to be on the telly with Melinda Messinger
75.Say it's Melinda's last show, and they've chosed delirious? to be commemorative.
76.Point out that they end their name with a question mark.
77.Tell them the puzzler do you ask a question delirious?? and only tell them the answer when they've bought the single.
78. Set them a text to recite the lyrics, or you'll do something unpleasant with a baked bean to them.
79.Point out you're 79/101th of the way to completeing the list.
80.Apologise for completing the lsit on your own, but you thought it had better be done because it's out tomorrow.
81.Say that there's a CDROM video.
82.Point out that an anagram of 'delirious?' is 'Dire Lis IOU?'
83.Say it has a remix of Obsession that's been called 'understated'
84.Say Jon did it, but he'd rather no-one knew as he'd like to pass it of as a bloke on drugs.
85.Say it as a Sts remix on it that's been called an 'UNKLE' vibe.
86.Apologise for the poor maths to follow
99.Realise you're nearly there so can go and have breakfast soon, looking for media articles about delirious? that they promised would be there but aren't. Grrrr. (Media articles will make people buy sts)
100.Give up ever making them buy it, and just get a copy for yourself.
101.Do a Mrs Doyle. If 'Ah Ya will' doesn't work, try a 'Gowan'

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